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Joke thread

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Wenching I guess. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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Demand a contract at work stating that you get danger money if the place where you work is overflown by a UFO.

Next time an aircraft flies over, ask the boss what type it is. Not just general type either, you want the exact model. Is it a Boeing 747-300 or a Boeing 747-400? If he can't identify it correctly, it's a flying object which hasn't been identified...
 
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LOL! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
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Oh dear! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> easter bunny gets the foot right into the ass. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
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