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Cylon13
Super Zealot
<!--quoteo(post=242401:date=Mar 2 2008, 01:13 PM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Mar 2 2008, 01:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=242401"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/07.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This tin foil hat thing is a Bull**** actually I have no idea where such a piece of s***y idea came from. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> It doesn't really protect you from telepathic waves, only thing what REALLY protects you in real life from telepathic waves is <a href="http://www.stopabductions.com/" target="_blank">this</a> ..and the most common buggers who can control ye telepathically are "greys" (fellas with a big head and big black eyes and small body). <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
Anyways... let's continue with the thread. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
<i>ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM KENTUCKY WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.
My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS.
IT'S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY ABDUCTEES FOR NINE YEARS.
THIS WEBSITE TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET, THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS
IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU
Boeing Technical Writer Michael Menkin making a thought screen helmet. Construction time for each helmet is four hours.</i>
Its been used successfully for nine years. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
Cylon13
Super Zealot
Aye. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Well.. apart from the aliens who are after the genetics of humans. Sorry for hijacking the thread (again). <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />
<!--quoteo(post=243469:date=Mar 8 2008, 11:20 PM:name=Cylon13)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cylon13 @ Mar 8 2008, 11:20 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=243469"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Aye. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Well.. apart from the aliens who are after the genetics of humans. Sorry for hijacking the thread (again). <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="modding.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->Hyjacking the thread? It's a JOKE thread. Looks like a good joke to me! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
Cylon13
Super Zealot
Heh. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> Did ye look at me rank? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> Me is "Head of the secret thread-jacking sea corpse division". <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
woah! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> we need more divisions! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
)" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> -
