Joke thread

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[Old Salt]

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[Old Salt]

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[Old Salt]

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[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

A young ventriloquist is touring the country and stops to entertain at a bar at the back of beyond.
He's going through his usual country bumpkin jokes, when a big, burly guy int the audience stands up and a
says, "I've heard just about enough of your smart arse jokes. We ain't all stupid here, you know."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize.
But the big guy cuts him off, "You just stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the little smart arse that's sitting on your knee."

 

[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

I had a dog once. I named him Spot. Unfortunately I accidentally spilled spot remover on him, and know he's disappeared.

 

[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

A group of loud and rowdy drunks was making a racket in the street.
It was in the wee small hours of the morning, and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.
"Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks asked.
"Yes, it is," the woman replied.
"Well then," said the drunk, "could you come and pick him out, so the rest of us can go home?"

 

[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

Travel Tales:

Tourist: Have you lived here all your life?
Local: "Not yet."

 

[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

A tourist asks the guide, When does the Loch-Ness monster show up?"
"Usually after the fifth shot of whiskey."

 

[Old Salt]

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