Joke thread

[Old Salt]

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

 

[Old Salt]

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[Old Salt]

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[Old Salt]

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[Old Salt]

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[Cylon13]

<!--quoteo(post=221681:date=Nov 16 2007, 03:57 AM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Old Salt @ Nov 16 2007, 03:57 AM) [snapback]221681[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/sit.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

LOL! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> ..that's really good one! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/crackofdawn.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Cylon13]

Waking up in someones a$$? LOL! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[morgan terror]

then the fateful day came when they ate black beans in chili-sauce.

 

[Old Salt]

I'm afraid Stan would never wake up from that. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/birdbath.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[morgan terror]

wonder if that birdie would bounce.

 

[Old Salt]

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[morgan terror]

did you even look at the writing at the bottom? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=")" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />

 

[Pieter Boelen]

PIRATE!

 

[morgan terror]

you don't say!? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

 

[Cylon13]

<!--quoteo(post=223174:date=Nov 25 2007, 04:17 PM:name=Pieter Boelen)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pieter Boelen @ Nov 25 2007, 04:17 PM) [snapback]223174[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->PIRATE!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

ARRR!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pirate3.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="2" border="0" alt="pirate3.gif" />

 

[morgan terror]

YARRRR!

anyway.... let's continue with the jokes.

 

[Pieter Boelen]

Those WERE jokes, were they not? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whistling.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="whistling.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

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