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*T'Flok tumbles into a dark, mysterious opening at the base of the tower*

*Stallion throws him a rope - T'Flok manages to grab the other end, but the momentum of his fall causes the talking horse to lose his footing and tumble in after him* :shock
 
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- :shock *Stallion and T'Flok keep falling until..*

*OOOF* :urgh
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Yep tonight we live in hell. :yes
 
Meigger said:
How do you know it's gay? xD:
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Death: Extra Crispy? said:
It just happens to have a rainbow parachute?
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Rainbow does not always mean gay. In this case it means the paralama is a new recruit in training. The brightly coloured parachute make it easy to find the recruit if he fails to control the 'chute properly and lands a long way from the target drop zone. It also gives him a big incentive to complete his training and earn the coveted green parachute, red beret and brown monkey.

The blue Wololo priest represents a clear and present danger to the Llama army. The immediate response is that any llama found wearing a blue beret is equipped with a blue parachute to match and dropped over enemy territory; what he is not told is that the blue parachute has half its shroud lines missing, resulting in a rapid descent and an exploding llama. Meanwhile a mission is being planned to capture a priest, gag him to prevent him saying "Wololo", then conduct experiments on him in order to develop a defence.
 
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