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Initial experiments with the captured Wololo priest did not go quite as expected. He was force-fed nanobots to turn his head into a llama head to prevent him saying "Wololo". He said it anyway and turned five of our pirates into llamas before we could sedate him. While this may have uses if we declare war on the ninjas, for now this line of research is being abandoned.

Instead we are working on disrupting Wololo priests using Lol Owls. As well as disrupting the Wololo priest by making silly faces and sounds, the Lol Owls are receiving special training; if a Wololo priest is detected saying "Ayoyo", a Lol Owl will drop a yoyo on his head.

Meanwhile our historical research section has just earned its pay. A long time before "Age of Empires" there was "Populous 2", which included the baptismal font. This was a puddle which had much the same effect as a Wololo priest - anyone who fell into it changed their alignment and the colour of their clothes. We are now trying to find out exactly what was in a baptismal font so we can use it as an alternative load for the rum cannon. In theory, if a Wololo priest is hit with this stuff, he becomes our Wololo priest.
 
*T'Flok climbs out from hell with scared talking horse on his back* Umm you can get off my back now. seems like we need to listen to these eggheads. xD: And DON'T even mention about how we look like. :shock
 
The talking horse screams "WOLOLO!" at the top of his lungs, and is carted off by a bunch of neo-Nazi bunny rabbits intent on converting him to the faith of the fuzz.
 
Meh - horse wololo is not as powerful as old man wololo.

Repent ye sinful! Embrace the fuzz as the ONE TRUE FAITH!
THE FUZZ is truth and it shall set you free!
 
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