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[morgan terror]

i'm planning a war against cows.

Urist McDwarf does not like cows for their haunting moos.

i should flood the world with lava some day. certainly on my minecraft to-do list.

 

[Stallion]

:

 

[Meigger]

Moooooos! :

 

[Stallion]

 

[Meigger]

That is my kind of cow. What do you say Morgan?

 

[morgan terror]

...i'm getting the lava bucket.

 

[extra crispy]

War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General

http://www.theonion.com/articles/war-on-string-may-be-unwinnable-says-cat-general,9636/

 

[Stallion]

From cats to cows...who'd'a thunk it! :

 

[extra crispy]

Why do we need a war on cows if we're losing the war on string?

 

[Stallion]

Because we have to spend money we don't have!

 

[marbatico]

Because we have to spend money we don't have!

then at least spend it on something usefull, like RUM for example

 

[Meigger]

Because we have to spend money we don't have!

then at least spend it on something usefull, like RUM for example

Excellent point.

 

[extra crispy]

Because we have to spend money we don't have!

Let's pray that the Federal Reserve God makes money fall from the sky!

 

[Meigger]

: Keep on dreaming!

 

[Grey Roger]

Your wish for money to fall from the sky is granted. The raindrop is now the new form of currency. India becomes the richest nation on Earth, though only at certain times of the year.

Meanwhile, I'm negotiating a peace settlement with the string so we can pursue our war on cows with full strength. In fact, I have hopes of an alliance which will result in the string joining us against the cows. In return for a lifting on the ban on strings in pubs which led to the infamous "frayed knot" joke, the strings will provide us with lassos.

 

[extra crispy]

How will the pirate-string alliance take advantage of rain drops as a currency?

 

[Meigger]

Carry buckets? :

 

[Grey Roger]

String can be used to make a catapult to fling seed crystals into clouds, causing more rain to fall and make us rich. The string can then carry its share of the loot - here's how.

Don't forget that what holds your masts up is rope, which is basically grown-up string.

 

[extra crispy]

String is clearly the solution to mankind's problems. String shall liberate us!

 

[Meigger]

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