Corrupt a Wish

[rupertlittlebear]

granted, but she never ever stops

I wish cats could fly

 

[skyliner]

Granted, but the cats start craping on you when they are above you.

I wish I could feel.

 

[marbatico]

granted, but the chinees take you prisoner and torture you.

i wish i had the power to travel through time.

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but you can never return to the present due to a malfunction in your thermocouple.

I wish Mozzarella cheese didn't smell like ass.

 

[skyliner]

Granted, the cheese doesn't smell like ass, but it tastes like ass.

I wish i had a potato.

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but it rots before you get a chance to eat it.

I wish we could edit our own sigs.

 

[Beneke]

Granted, but that would be impossible.
I wish for a cookie

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but it comes with complimentary maggots.

I wish Just Cause 2 would quit trying to murder my computer

 

[Beneke]

Granted, but it will crash every hour on the hour.

I wish for a maggot killin spray.

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but the maggots are replaced by something much worse: clones of Bush.

I wish my internet connection would, just once, be the "high speed" connection it's supposed to be

 

[Beneke]

Granted, but your computer will shock you every time you touch it.
I wish for a sailboat that has a reverse

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but it never goes forward. :

I wish this bloody site would quit triple posting every damn message I put up! GRR!

 

[tryadelion]

solved, but you now make quatripel posting, in chinese.


i wish i could sail a big vessel.

 

[marbatico]

granted, but you forget how to stop it again.

i wish i was an incredibly strong giant that is a master at the bo staff.

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but now you can't master your own staff.

I wish I didn't have such a dirty mind

 

[extra crispy]

Granted but you are now the master of your debate team.

I wish DNF would come out.

 

[KnooBill]

It will, but you'll be dead by then...

I wish to be a Hellenistic king.

 

[Bava]

Granted, but you´re Antigonos the One-eyed at the battle of Ipsos.

I need new lederhosen for the Oktoberfest (it starts next week)

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but it doesn't fit.

I wish more people would download the Build Mod torrent I made. :

 

[KnooBill]

They are, but your upload rate is 1kbps.

I wish I have posthumous fame.