Corrupt a Wish

[Stallion]

Granted, but you've no way of knowing.

I wish my upload rate was higher than 1kbps.

 

[KnooBill]

Granted, but you have a black out in your area.
I wish I have 4 wives without being muslim or any other funny religion, they come by themselves

 

[Stallion]

Isn't it more fun to help?

*pulls mind out of gutter*

Granted, but they nag you every waking moment.

I wish I had a portable ion cannon.

 

[KnooBill]

Granted, but it's made in China and backfires.
I wish there is Elysium and the daughter from it

 

[extra crispy]

Granted, but you have a black out in your area.
I wish I have 4 wives without being muslim or any other funny religion, they come by themselves

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/301

I wish there is Elysium and the daughter from it

Granted but you turn into a llama a week later.

I wish this was Sparta.

 

[marbatico]

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/301

y'know, i'm Dutch and i'm cool with ALOT of things, but that is just plain wrong

 

[KnooBill]

I'd do it anytime, with the option of no ugly women, because the ones shown are. Gay marriage is wrong.
Granted, but you're Persian
I wish I get tickets to Bayreuth Festival.

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but they're fakes.

I wish I could afford to buy Sealand.

 

[extra crispy]

Granted but the People's Republic of Microsoft declares war.
I wish the internet was quicker here.

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but it's so fast it's unusable.

I wish everything wasn't made in China.

 

[extra crispy]

Granted but the price of everything increase by like a million.

I wish I could i had llama.

 

[KnooBill]

Granted, but it's carnivore with a taste for humans.
I wish the house cleaned itself.

 

[Grey Roger]

Granted. The house has disposed of everything it regards as junk and has also laid traps for anything it regards as pests. Your entire collection of CD's and DVD's is now in the bin, in small pieces, and everything in your fridge is now toxic.

I wish I had all of Bill Gates' money.

 

[KnooBill]

Granted but you get it in zimbabwean dollars hyperinflation.
I wish the weather was a little colder.

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but it's so cold you turn into a girl.

I wish somebody would try making a decent PC game.

 

[KnooBill]

Granted, but your pc is too weak.
I wish the burnt lamp fixes itself so I don't have to buy a new one because I can't be bothered

 

[extra crispy]

Granted but the lamp is a sentient being dedicated to global domination.
I wish I could walk on water.

 

[KnooBill]

Granted, but I crucify you.
I wish I was invisible.

 

[Stallion]

Granted, but then you can never get any girls. :

I wish the sky was green.

 

[KnooBill]

Granted, but you turn colourblind and see it grey (I think).
I wish my bicycle would fly on uphill routes.