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Corrupt a Wish

<!--quoteo(post=274663:date=Aug 22 2008, 01:10 PM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Aug 22 2008, 01:10 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=274663"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Was that a wish? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I wish I had a gold mine. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Wish granted: You are mysteriously given a deed to an old gold mine, and eagerly venture forth to find your riches. Little do you know, your mine is haunted by the previous owners, who died under mysterious circumstances. Needless to say, retrieval of the gold will not be an easy task. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

I wish DVDs from Wal-Mart weren't crappy.
 
Unfortunately that wish cannot be implemented as Wal-Mart is incapable of selling anything other than crap. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> Perhaps you should wish for Wal-Mart to use another supplier. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />

I wish we had already established colonies on other planets. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />
 
Granted. You're living on one of the colonies. The problem is that relatives from the Old World never visit, although some people believe they <i>did</i> visit until the US government kidnapped one of them and held him somewhere near Roswell.

I wish Einstein's speed limit could be revoked so that I could go to visit the Old World.
 
Granted: You visit the Old World, then realize you are unable to return to the New World. You are trapped forever in the past.

I wish all these nincompoop spammers would take a hike! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
You don't want the answer to that. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
I don't? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Because then we will all disappear. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Pick another wish. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Granted: Everyone went out for a walk, so no one posted in this topic for a day.

I wish someone would re-release "Software Sorcery's" 1993 Dos game "Jutland" with animations and graphics commensurate with Windows XP and Direct X 9c standards.
 
You get the ban hammer, but it is so heavy that it will fall back on your own head. Resulting in banning yourself.

I wish I had a cake.
 
Here you can have 3 wishes granted:
You wake up one morning and you find a genie bottle

You: Huh... a genie
Genie: You may have 1 wish.
You: Aren't I supposed to get 3 wishes?
Genie: You did. Your second wish was to forget and undo the first wish.
You: Fine then... I want to be irresistibly attractive.
Genie: Funny... That was your first wish....
Stallion passes by
Stallion: <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/love.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":luv" border="0" alt="love.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
wish granted

You are spotted by Colonel Saunders and you end up in a Kentucky Fried Chicken burger.

I wish a stylish moustache.
 
Granted, but the moment you go to sleep, a gremlin jumps out of a wall outlet, runs onto your face, and steals away with the moustache! :woot xD:

I wish governments would quit bailing out failing companies.
 
granted: everybody gets money from the goverment if they start a companie, the goverment of canada doesnt have any mony left for an army, it gets attackt by the amercans and america is all the sudden a lot bigger.

i wish the girl i've got a crush on would ectually talk to me when i say something to her
 
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