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[Old Salt]

you do realise that i will inevitably become overlord of the aisles somehow, right?

I thought Ernie was the overall overlord of the aisles? :?

 

[morgan terror]

are you saying i'm called ernie? <_<

 

[Jonty]

I think Ernie was just overlord of Aisle 8. Morgan is overlord of all the Aisles

 

[morgan terror]

i keep hearing that as isles. which is something different entirely.

 

[Jonty]

I guess that's the glory of the English language then.

 

[tommy61157]

Agreed, also, I've kidnapped Bert, will Ernie give up his aisles for Bert's (somewhat) safe return?

 

[Jonty]

The supreme Aisle overlord council will not be pleased about that Tommy.

 

[Stallion]

i keep hearing that as isles. which is something different entirely.

I saw what you did there!

The whole store is inundated by a wall of water, turning the shelving into miniature islands, where the participants of this bizarre whatsit now scramble to seek safe haven. Shark fins pierce the surface, and multiple ZombiBamas disappear in fountains of blood.

Stallion begins constructing a sailing vessel from emptied canned tuna tins and bits of shrink-wrap.

 

[tommy61157]

No one's answered my question...

 

[Meigger]

I think that is because everyone is busy watching Stallion construct his sailing vessel. :

 

[tommy61157]

Bert will never be seen again if this goes on long enough... :flashing:

 

[Jonty]

Aisle overlords are invincible to all but one thing, and one type of thing only, and I'll doubt you'll ever figure it out! :urgh

In the mean time, the supreme aisle overlord council have hired Chuck Norris to track you down. You can not run. You can not hide. Only sit back with black fear filled eyes...

 

[morgan terror]

i keep hearing that as isles. which is something different entirely.

I saw what you did there!

The whole store is inundated by a wall of water, turning the shelving into miniature islands, where the participants of this bizarre whatsit now scramble to seek safe haven. Shark fins pierce the surface, and multiple ZombiBamas disappear in fountains of blood.

Stallion begins constructing a sailing vessel from emptied canned tuna tins and bits of shrink-wrap.

sorry jonty, but i prefer his plot version. :

 

[Jonty]

Aye, but which plot line is real and which one's a fake? That you must choose, or else you are cake.

 

[morgan terror]

nonsense. cake's a lie. it's a cliché, but here's a case where it actually makes sense.

 

[Jonty]

the cake always makes sense, when you are hungry that is

 

[Sulan]

Talking about sense: 42.

Enough said.

 

[Old Salt]

Agreed, also, I've kidnapped Bert, will Ernie give up his aisles for Bert's (somewhat) safe return?

I doubt it since this happened a few weeks ago....

 

[Akella Fan]

The best forum!

 

[tommy61157]

Old salt, you scare me, I don't even want to know where you got that pic... here, take bert, he's more trouble then he's worth.