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[morgan terror]

can i contact him with something blunt and heavy? :

 

[tommy61157]

Can someone please tell me what the whole aisle 2 joke is about please? I want in!

 

[Old Salt]

In order to understand aisle 2 you must first understand aisle 4.

 

[Meigger]

Anyway once you understand the aisles, you can explain it to us. :

 

[Old Salt]

:

 

[Jonty]

Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me!
We download we torrent we crack and we hack
Download me 'earties you ho!
We don't pay for software and don't give a hoot
Download me 'earties you ho!

Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me! :yoho

 

[Old Salt]

I think I saw Bert in aisle 2. :?

 

[xzirri]

I want my soup

 

[Jonty]

You will find additional soup in aisle 7.

 

[Jonty]

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You did say anything :urgh

 

[Old Salt]

We sent Morgan into Aisle 7, hasn't come back yet. :?

 

[Jonty]

He must have found the secret Aisle 8 then. Aisle 7 is a dead end. :?

 

[morgan terror]

because i don't know how the f**k i'm supposed to do something while stuck in a flying portapotty! :

 

[Jonty]

Then solve this 'ere riddle if ye want to locate thy secret exit to Aisle 8 naive. :hmm

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[morgan terror]

i prefer nunchucks.

 

[Jonty]

So you are deciding to use the holy nunchucks of death to fight your way out of the flying portapotty of doom, which was the first trap, but how will you escape the spiraling realm of dizzyness that is Aisle 8?

It is said that those who wander into Aisle 7, never return.

Well, there is Aisle 0, but that is not even to be attempted to enter. Ever.

 

[morgan terror]

dude. i can't even get out of this thing.

 

[Jonty]

Right, so the nunchucks don't work. This might take a while. But keep the nunchucks, just in case you run into other trapped people in Aisle 8 who have developed an extreme level of madness due to being trapped for decades.

Look around for a red button in the s**t bucket. That should open up a portal in the ceiling of the portapotty, which teleports you to the center of Aisle 8. Basically, the second trap.

 

[Old Salt]

Looks like we won't be seeing Morgan for a while.

 

[Jonty]

Aye...I guess he is trapped in Aisle 8 forever. Unless he can find another way, because, alas, I can not help you.