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[Meigger]

Probably. Stallion does run kind of slow.

 

[Old Salt]

Might get pretty ugly once the llamas chase him down. :

 

[Meigger]

The llamas probably already have him and are keeping him a prisoner. :

 

[Old Salt]

What's it like being kept prisoner by a bunch of llamas? :

 

[extra crispy]

Who would win a fight a dog named Llama or a dog named Stallion?

 

[Meigger]

I would have to go with the llama, as evidenced by Stallions absence. :

 

[Old Salt]

Agreed. The llama has triumphed.

 

[Meigger]

 

[Old Salt]

Should we send Morgan out to rescue Stallion from the llamas?

 

[morgan terror]

NO

nohohohooo
no.

 

[Meigger]

Do you think he can handle the job? :

 

[morgan terror]

i would probably go there to taunt stallion and then come back. maybe he'd free himself through his efforts to get me. :

 

[Stallion]

*eats Morgan* There, problem solved.

...

:

*runs to a port-a-potty*



:eww

 

[Old Salt]

Something is walking out of the port-a-potty :eww

 

[morgan terror]

whatever's coming out of that porta potty, you better realise that i'll be taking advantage of it somehow.

 

[Meigger]

That I believe. :

 

[Old Salt]

Looks like some foul odor-emitting mutation :eww on a level not seen in this world and its destination is unknown.

 

[morgan terror]

wait, is the mutation stallion or me?

i'm sure my socks aren't that poisonous.

 

[Old Salt]

No one is really sure. Neither of you have been seen.

 

[morgan terror]

so, i'm schrödinger's pirate? :