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[Old Salt]

ahoy!

 

[Meigger]

:shoot:

 

[Old Salt]

:flashing:

 

[Meigger]

Who cleaned up aisle four? :

 

[Old Salt]

I don't think anyone did. Its been a week now and the flies are starting to show up. :eww

 

[Meigger]

If we are not going to mop, we should at least put out a bug bomb. :

 

[extra crispy]

When in doubt, just nuke em.

 

[Old Salt]

Might not be a good idea to nuke the mutations now growing in aisle 4.

 

[Grey Roger]

Time to bring out the rum cannon again...

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

... oops. That took out the mess in aisle 4, the rest of aisle 4, as well aisles 2 to 6 inclusive.

And some of the burning rum got onto the flies. It killed them of course, but not before they'd landed in most of the other aisles. We're going to need a new supermarket. Still, whatever was growing in aisle 4 is now toasted. And probably tasty, if anyone wants to try it...

 

[Stallion]

*nomnomnom* Mmmm...

 

[Meigger]

I figured Stallion would be the first one there. :

 

[Old Salt]

But something is happening to Stallion. :? It might not have been a good idea to nibble on a mutated.....

 

[morgan terror]

i'm just gonne nudge this in an annoying direction and say he mutates into either a llama or a giant fly. :

 

[Old Salt]

Of course! The fabled horse-llama of lore! Somehow, Stallion has always been this creature that we all heard about in our childhoods. :mm Time must have folded upon itself somehow and we are experiencing the past and present at the same time. :gday All this due to that mess in aisle four that was never cleaned up. :blink:

 

[morgan terror]

actually, i blame the democracy gun. or anarchy gun, i don't remember which messed the timestream up. i do know it created an army of morgan duplicates though.

 

[Meigger]

You mean there is more than one morgan.

 

[morgan terror]

oh yeah, you missed out on that. anyway, it's pretty much why i've survived countless deaths. which is a bit of a paradox now that read that again.

 

[Stallion]

Damn you. :

 

[Old Salt]

There you are! The llama-horse of yore!!

 

[morgan terror]

to be honest, i expected some kind of horse-llama-fly that you'd somehow use to your advantage.

...

better run.