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[Meigger]

Running as fast as I can. :

 

[Old Salt]

llama-horse!

 

[Grey Roger]

There you are! The llama-horse of yore!!

There it is.

In an attempt to repair the time-line, we killed the llama-horse and sent it back in time. Someone found it, which is how it became fabled in lore. It was buried again, lost, and has now been rediscovered.

Just don't let the flies get near it...

 

[Old Salt]

Ah, that explains it. So Stallion became the fabled llama-horse only recently but the shifted time-line inserted that childhood memory into all of us instantaneously after it was found dug up in aisle 4. :gday Tricky thing messing with the time-line. :wacko: Some archeologists had suspected aisle 4 may be the resting place of the beast and after ground scans showed this to be so they bought in heavy machinery and dug up the llama-horse but after the store manager chased them out the rotting corpse was left in the aisle. The manager instructed one of the cashiers to clean up the mess but of course no one would go near it because of the stench so the files started to come. :eww

 

[Grey Roger]

Not quite.

Despite the warning, the flies did get to the remains of the llama-horse. They then got to the mess on aisle 4. Aisle 4 was incinerated by the rum cannon, along with most of the rest of the supermarket. :boom Stallion ate the cooked remains of what was on aisle 4, including the flies which had previously been on the llama-horse and swallowed some of its DNA. Stallion then became the resurrected llama-horse, which was killed and sent back in time. Its remains were then dug up and the flies got onto it, which takes us back to the top of this paragraph...

Next trick is to resurrect Stallion without turning him back into a llama-horse, otherwise we'll need to kill him, send him back in time, and try again. :shoot:

 

[Meigger]

I got nothing for this. :

 

[Old Salt]

As I said, Stallion only recently became the llama-horse of yore, I just didn't elaborate on exactly how that happened. :hmm But the archeologists were chased out of aisle 4 by the store manager before it was blown up by the rum cannon, no?

 

[Meigger]

I guess that is correct. :?

 

[Old Salt]

:?

 

[extra crispy]

2012 - Llama rapture.

 

[Meigger]

 

[Old Salt]

That is the worst kind.

 

[Meigger]

Definitly.

 

[Old Salt]

And there is a new mess in another aisle 4 that needs to be cleaned up! :

 

[Meigger]

That mess was caused by Stallion. That is why he has not been around. :

 

[Old Salt]

By the looks of it must be a stomach virus. :eww

 

[Meigger]

He probably contacted it from his llamas. :

 

[Old Salt]

Is that where he is now? Tending to his llamas?

 

[Meigger]

That's what I think. He is having a hard time calming them down. :

 

[Old Salt]

They might be chasing him around.