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*Stallion opens up with the fire extinguisher**old people go flying*

*Stallion spots a forklift idling in the corner, which just happens to be carrying a load of ridiculously flammable peat moss* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />:

you wouldn't happen to be talking about Largo Winch, would you? It used to air here all the time, but now all they put on is reruns of House <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="<_<" border="0" alt="dry.gif" />
 
no, i'm talking about THIS Largo. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

<a href="http://www.megatokyo.com/strip/1085" target="_blank">http://www.megatokyo.com/strip/1085</a>

reminds me strongly of a situation we where in not so long ago. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
*Stallion takes the forklift, drives it up against the doors connecting the garden centre to the rest of the store, and lights a match* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

*a plane 2 miles up is knocked out of the sky* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

Oh, if ye haven't heard wolfmother yet:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKPPnGsdh0A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKPPnGsdh0A</a>

Video be the sh*ts, but audio is quite good.
 
going to listen to it in a moment. that comic i posted would be one my favorite scenes, by the way.
 
Old lady mob blows it out and manages to lasso Stallion. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />
 
they can't blow out a raging inferno! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Sure they can! Don't you know how flatulent most old people are? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> When they fart, only dust comes out, as there's no methane left <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
somehow i can imagine. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
You don't have to imagine - just go to the nearest dollar store. There's always one of 'em there! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Lets test it. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
*goes into nearest dollar store, but sees the last person running out the back door* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Catch that old bat. She knows we want to test her. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
*old lady farts, and a giant dust cloud envelops Stallion* WTF!? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> I CAN'T SEE!!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Take a good whiff. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Any methane? <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thbarfing.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=253821:date=Apr 29 2008, 05:25 AM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Apr 29 2008, 05:25 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=253821"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Any methane?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Nope. <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thbarfing.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
I'd say that was a yes. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
What is going on here anyways? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
We're testing Stallion's theory that old lady's have no more methane left in their farts. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Oh. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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