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Nope. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" /> There was definately someone with me...someone wearing a big red hat <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
i just opened the door, nothing else. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
AHA! You were there!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
no i wasn't. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> *holds out the security tape*
 
How am I supposed to watch that? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> I don't have a VHS! Don't you know it's not the '90's anymore?!?!?!?!?!!!!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Didn't Morgan hold the door open for me? Is this the Ask A Question topic? Why do I insist on keeping calling these topics <i>threads</i>?
 
This isn't the Ask A Question topic <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> And I'm in Wal-Mart, being attacked by a group of old ladies, who're yelling "IT'S TIME FOR THE GLUE FACTORY, MISTER". <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
*opens up with the ass-cannon**old people go flying everywhere**Stallion starts getting attacked by the Wal-Mart greeter, who looks suspiciously like Osama* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
The Wal-Mart greeter has a price gun and is trying to stamp a price on Stallion's ass. He figures a talking horse with an ass-cannon can fetch the store a lot of green. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
*greeter mysteriously grabs the mighty pole, mistaking it for the Made In China tag, Wal-Mart's symbol of quality* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
With his last dying breath, he orders a pricer to stamp Stallion for sale. $1000 retail. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
*dropkicks pricer dude into oversized crock pot, then smacks him with the lid* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
More pricers come armed with their price guns and converge on Stallion.

"That horse be worth bucks and a nice fat promotion for me." The manager states smugly as he coordinates his pricers into position.
 
*grabs a shopping cart and pulls a Jackie Chan on 'em* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ninja" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Pricers try a different tack, saying Stallion can spend time with the bunnies over in aisle 9. <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/dancingrabbits.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
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