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<b>The teenage girl who is allergic to WATER</b>

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Teenager Ashleigh Morris can't go swimming, soak in a hot bath or enjoy a shower after a stressful day's work - she's allergic to water.

Even sweating brings the 19-year-old out in a painful rash.

Ashleigh, from Melbourne, Australia, is allergic to water of any temperature, a condition she's lived with since she was 14.

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Ashleigh, 19, has been allergic to water for five years

When Ashleigh gets wet her body explodes in sore, itchy red lumps that take about two hours to ease.

She has to wash. But showering is a painful experience and she can only do it for a minute at a time.

These brief showers are the only contact Ashleigh has with water. The one thing she doesn't miss is the washing up.

"People find it hard to believe, they say things like 'Oh my god, how do you wash.

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The rash Ashleigh gets after coming into contact with water is MORE painful than it looks

"That makes me feel dirty, but I consider myself a very clean person," she said.

Most of us take showering for granted but for Ashleigh it's a painful endurance that often reduces her to tears.

"Although my rash is unsightly, and often looks like I'm diseased, the feeling is so much worse than it looks," she said.

"I can't go anywhere for about two hours afterwards because it's so severe.

"There's been many occasions where I've been so itchy, I've made myself bleed from scratching."

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Away from water pretty Ashleigh appears like any other healthy teenager.

She leads a busy life studying Journalism and Public Relations at university and working in an office.

But if she gets wet she attracts unwanted attention.

"People stare at me in the street," said Ashleigh who lives with her mum Louise Miller, 42.

"After a shower I stay at home until it goes away, that frees me of the burden of having to explain."

Ashleigh spends a lot of time explaining her condition because few people have heard of it. Most doctors and dermatologists have never seen a case of it. "Many people don't even believe me when I tell them," said Ashleigh, who hardly believed it herself at first.

She developed the condition five years ago after an acute case of tonsillitis. She was prescribed a heavy dose of penicillin that rid her of the tonsillitis but left her with another problem.

"I suddenly started getting a rash after I showered or swam," says Ashleigh who used to swim regularly and spend a lot of time at the beach.

"I tried to ignore it but it got progressively worse so I went to see a dermatologist."

Ashleigh's dermatologist, Professor Rodney Sinclair, told her the penicillin had altered the histamine levels in her body and caused the Aquagenic Urticaria to occur.

There is no cure and no successful treatment for the condition so the gravity of the situation began to dawn on the 14-year-old Ashleigh.

"I was in disbelief for a while, but I soon realised how serious it was.

"I cried for a few hours, then picked myself up, and kept going. I realised it was something I had to live with," she says.

So Ashleigh found ways to avoid water - she stopped doing sports and anything that made her sweat.

She makes sure she stays in air-conditioned places and always has an umbrella in her car. Her family and boyfriend of three years, Adam, 23, are very supportive but her condition makes intimate moments with her Adam a little difficult.

"We have to sleep with a sheet between us at night, and I can't go near him if he's sweaty," said Ashleigh.

Even the experts seem a little vague about Aquagenic Urticaria.

Dermatologists agree there's an association with elevated blood histamine levels, but there are other processes at work since antihistamine drugs often provide no relief at all.

Nina Goad of the British Association of Dermatologists says: "There isn't a wealth of information about Aquagenic Urticaria because it's extremely rare.

"We're not sure how many cases there are in the world and we do not yet fully understand the precise mechanisms that trigger the weals."
 
Wow. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
No shit. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> That must suck. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
it's a witch! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

well, almost...
 
I read about another case of this a few days ago and was looking to post that one when I came across this girl's story.
 
<a href="http://www.sealandnews.com/" target="_blank">http://www.sealandnews.com/</a>

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Or so says football fan site ClubFanzine, anyway. In an article posted recently they poked fun at Sealand’s attempts to join the world cup tournament being scuppered by bad weather.

“The tiny principality of Sealand, located on a former World War Two sea fort, look set to lose the chance to compete in the World Cup due to poor weather.”

Apparently there are concerns over players and balls being lost over the side of the abandoned nautical fortress but according to Sealand they “now have a more efficient system of recovering about 189 balls lost to the sea during matches. We were even planning to erect a floating scoreboard”.

And what the lost players?

“As soon as players fall in the drink they will be plucked out of the sea and a helicopter will return them back to the pitch. Easy”.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
 
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><b>
Bullet bounces off US woman's bra</b>

A US woman had a lucky escape when a burglar's bullet bounced off the metal underwire in her bra.

Police in the city of Detroit said one of three intruders fired a shot when the woman looked out of her window and saw them raiding the house next door.

The bullet smashed the window and hit her, but instead of causing serious injury - or worse - it was deflected off the wiring in her bra.

The unnamed 57-year-old woman was taken to hospital and released the same day.

"It did slow the bullet down," said a police spokesman. "She sustained injuries but they're not life-threatening."

Teenage gang

The woman, who lives on the west side of Detroit, had seen the youths breaking into the house next door while her neighbour was away.

Police believe one of the gang saw her looking out of the window and fired at her.

The suspects then drove away after the shooting.

Local police Sgt Eren Stephens Bell told the Detroit News: "We need to get some bulletproof vests made from that. It is some strong wire."<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
 
<!--quoteo(post=315364:date=Apr 23 2009, 04:39 AM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Apr 23 2009, 04:39 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=315364"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->it's a witch! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

well, almost...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Ya know, in a creepy way, she's kinda hot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Kinda really hot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
She is hot. Nothing creepy about that. But she's gotta reek. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
<b><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->Couple caught having sex in dumpster<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></b>

Victoria Times Colonist
April 24, 2009

<b>Don’t come knocking if the dumpster is rocking.</b>

That’s what Saanich police found out early Friday, while following up on a call of “suspicious persons.”

A Saanich police officer arrived at a parking lot where he heard noises coming from a large garbage dumpster.

The officer called out to the people in the dumpster, but no one responded. When he looked inside, he was surprised to see two naked adults intertwined and oblivious to his presence.

The two adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster, police said in a news release.

The man was arrested on an unrelated matter and the woman was told to go home.

<!--quoteo(post=315688:date=Apr 24 2009, 08:15 PM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Apr 24 2009, 08:15 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=315688"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Ya know, in a creepy way, she's kinda hot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Kinda really hot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Just a little too creepy, though...I don't trust those eyebrows <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
BTW what are those circles on her bra??
 
I don't know what's with the bra circles. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> They add to the air of mystery. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
A tumble in the trash huh? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
<b><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->Mexico’s Calderon Declares Emergency Amid Swine Flu Outbreak <!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></b>
By Thomas Black

April 25 (Bloomberg) -- Blah, blah, blah, blah, <b>THEN:</b>

<b><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->Obama’s Visit:<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></b>

The first case was seen in Mexico on April 13. The outbreak coincided with the President Barack Obama’s trip to Mexico City on April 16. <!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><b>Obama was received </b><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->at Mexico’s anthropology museum in Mexico City by Felipe Solis, <b><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->a distinguished archeologist who died the following day from symptoms similar to flu<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->, </b>Reforma newspaper reported. The newspaper didn’t confirm if Solis had swine flu or not.

<b><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->Holy Shit!!! OMAMA EXPOSED????<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></b>
 
Some kids went down to Mexico a few weeks ago and came back and started an outbreak in Queens, although it seems to be of the mild variety. I don't know why wherever in the world one of these outbreaks occur it always seems that within a day or two the next place it shows up in is in New York.
 
Maybe international travel should just be outlawed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<b><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->From fired to fire, bad day for Oregon man<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></b>

OREGON CITY, Ore., April 26 (UPI) -- An Oregon man who had just been told he was out of a job and came home to find his house burning, says he "chooses to laugh" at his run of bad luck.

Victor Gonzalez of Oregon City told KPTV the fire may have started with a spark from his wood stove. He had expected to be at home but got called to work Friday -- after he lit the fire -- and then found out he was being fired.

Gonzalez is a social worker helping people handle emergencies like fires or being fired.

"You can choose to laugh or you can choose to cry and I'm choosing to laugh because I don't want to know what's going to happen if I cry," he said.

Gonzalez, a single father since a divorce, said he is grateful to his 12-year-old daughter who helped him get his other daughter and a niece out of the burning house.

The fire, which apparently started in the chimney, destroyed part of the roof and singed the top floor. The house and Gonzalez's possessions are soaked with water.
 
<!--quoteo(post=316051:date=Apr 26 2009, 02:32 PM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Apr 26 2009, 02:32 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=316051"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Problem is, if you start laughing at your bad luck sooner or later you go insane.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

oh. you just explained my life.
 
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