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<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he said. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


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<!--quoteo(post=301023:date=Feb 12 2009, 04:04 PM:name=rupertlittlebear)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rupertlittlebear @ Feb 12 2009, 04:04 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=301023"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->And you thought Genesee beer was made from horses <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/monkeydance.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mi" border="0" alt="monkeydance.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Actually we described Genesee beer in my youth as "Panther Piss"
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
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Will that be the label for the soft drink? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
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<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=44fd5c33-040a-481b-957e-d0bd8ca08e7c&playlist=videoByTag:tag:most%20watched%20viral:ns:MSNVideo_Top_Cat:mk:us:vs:0&from=MSNHP&tab=m3&gt1=42003" target="_blank">http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=44...3&gt1=42003</a>
 
<!--quoteo(post=301681:date=Feb 15 2009, 03:49 PM:name=rupertlittlebear)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rupertlittlebear @ Feb 15 2009, 03:49 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=301681"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=44fd5c33-040a-481b-957e-d0bd8ca08e7c&playlist=videoByTag:tag:most%20watched%20viral:ns:MSNVideo_Top_Cat:mk:us:vs:0&from=MSNHP&tab=m3&gt1=42003" target="_blank">http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=44...3&gt1=42003</a><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Hmm, have they put a low bridge sign up yet?
 
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<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><b>Warden grabs lion's privates to show they are friends</b>

Brave Alex Larenty proves he really is a game warden – as he grabs a lion by his, er, pride.

British-born Alex, 50, took a firm grip on Jamu at a reserve near Johannesburg to show another keeper just how much the huge beast likes him.

Alex said: “I was showing another warden that Jamu trusts me completely.

“People can’t believe it’s real when they see the picture. I tell them ‘yes it’s real, I’m holding a lions’ b****’.”

Hmm. Surely a cuddle would have been enough, Alex?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Original story ...and pics here :
<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/02/18/warden-grabs-lion-s-privates-to-show-they-are-friends-pic-115875-21131576/" target="_blank">http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2...15875-21131576/</a>
 
I don't think Alex has to much time left on this Earth. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" />
 
Life Imitates the Three Stooges: In January, inmates Regan Reti, 20, and Tiranara White, 21, who had been booked separately for different crimes on New Zealand's North Island and were handcuffed together for security at Hastings District Court, dashed out of the building and ran for their freedom. However, when they encountered a streetlamp in front of the courthouse, one man went to the right of it and the other to the left, and they slammed into each other, allowing jailers to catch up and re-arrest them.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oftYvQ1aT0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oftYvQ1aT0</a>
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Stupid criminals.
 
<!--quoteo(post=302082:date=Feb 18 2009, 05:02 PM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Feb 18 2009, 05:02 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=302082"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I don't think Alex has to much time left on this Earth. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
True. The lion is now his best friend, but the lioness is sitting there thinking "That's supposed to be my job", and one day she is going to have her revenge. On both of them. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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GREENVILLE, N.Y. (AP) - State police have ticketed an upstate New York man for driving more than twice the 65-mph speed limit on an interstate highway. Troopers said a 21-year-old man was clocked doing 137 mph on Interstate 84 in Orange County on Tuesday. He was pulled over in the westbound lanes near Exit 2 in the town of Greenville, on the New Jersey border 60 miles northwest of New York City.
Troopers said the man was <i><b>driving a 1993 Honda Civic</b></i>.

The man was ticketed for speeding, reckless driving and having vehicle windows with illegal tint.

He's due to appear in Greenville Town Court on Feb. 25.

There was no telephone listing for the man
 
I didn't know Civics even did 80 mph much less 137. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=302463:date=Feb 20 2009, 08:20 AM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Feb 20 2009, 08:20 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=302463"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I didn't know Civics even did 80 mph much less 137. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
downhill, with a tailwind and being pushed by an audi
 
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