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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
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Looks like I altered the dialog pretty good. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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It's always good to know you're not the only one with a twisted mind. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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that's just rediculous. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

i had a hilarious fight with someone in the tavern today. he kept begging for money, so i asked him how much he had, and offered him to fight for some extra cash. all his money against an equal amount from me. what made the fight so hilarious is that we both had really crappy weapons, so attacks coming from the opponent where actually a greater help than the blocks we placed on the field. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> after a while, the swords we sent at each other just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> i won, but that was mainly because i had greater success in containing my laughter.
 
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"Mine's bigger than yours!" <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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that's a bit of a running gag, actually. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> the usual response on making an instant kill with a massive sword is "overcompensating for something!?" <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> here's another funny conversation:

[22:46:21] Rhodes says, "damn, forgot to buy cannonballs"
[22:46:30] Dolphine says, "looool!"
[22:46:37] Your crew member Skatemodee has logged off.
[22:47:02] Dolphine says, "Rhodes, you're a hoot"
[22:47:04] Dolphine laughs
[22:47:26] You are being pursued by 'Magnificent Sprat'.
[22:47:30] You have been intercepted by the Magnificent Sprat!
[22:47:36] Rhodes says, "barnacle"
[22:47:40] Dolphine cracks up
[22:47:46] Rhodes says, "can someone load the one cannonball we have?"
[22:47:50] Willhelmina laughs uncontrollably
[22:47:55] Willhelmina abandoned a duty station.
[22:47:55] Dolphine says, "sorry, but this is the irony of Fate, Dear <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />"
[22:48:00] Your standing in Bilging went up and is now Legendary in the whole ocean!
[22:48:00] Dolphine abandoned a duty station.
[22:48:22] Your crew member Captmonkey has logged on.
[22:48:35] Willhelmina says, "one gun loaded"
[22:48:41] Willhelmina laughs uncontrollably
[22:49:26] Rhodes says, "son of a tart"
[22:49:35] Dolphine wonders if Rhodes has learned NOT to leave his balls ashore??
[22:49:53] Magnificent Sprat has grappled Unstable Trout. A melee breaks out between the crews!
[22:49:58] Rhodes says, "yar"
[22:50:03] Dolphine says, "Goody then!"
[22:50:03] Willhelmina laughs uncontrollably
[22:50:07] Dolphine says, "*grins*"
[22:50:08] Docnielsen says, "hehehe"
[22:50:14] Willhelmina says, "that was fuuuunny"
[22:50:19] Dolphine says, "Sorry, COULD NOT resist"
 
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i saw our ocean master. amusingly, i had way higher stats than him. i've also become Renowned in swordfighting. i'll never be able to beat the best, but i can take the average sucker. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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