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The counting game

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gonna try that program.

i've had some fun with a noob in puzzle pirates. we fought each other in countless swordfighting matches and a few fistfighting ones, in which i wielded... a FISH! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> one of the swordfights was particularily hilarious. because some insane luck, i managed to empty my almost entirely full screen at once.

hey... why is your screeSWORDS! EVERYWHERE ARE SWORDS! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Ever heard of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra?
 
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It's a heavy metal Christmas group. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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well, that's not what i was expecting. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> sounds like it's right up the loony alley with Flogging Molly.

i'll be battling seamonsters now. man, you can get some neat stuff there. but needless to say, it's absolute hell. it's basically an endless kraken battle in which the crew desperately tries to keep the ship going while fighting and hauling the loot aboard. but it's fun. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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<!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->I'M GONNA NAB 10000!!!<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" />
 
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you know what i got as a prize for fending off the atlanteans? a log. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> in a CHEST. what the hell? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> at least i also got a couple of brass knuckles to punch the living daylights out of my foes, and a chest full of gold, which was really nice. don't know how much it was, but i think it was something like 3K.
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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it makes a good chair. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

well, this is funny. i switched crews and became an officer straight away. this crew is much more fun than the old one. it also consist of almost only elite players, which makes pillies truly badass since everyone keeps getting excellent or incredible ratings. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> in fact, on our last pilly, the sloop was going way too FAST. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> we where desperately trying everything to slow us down. we had sailed three times from one island to another before we finally had the chance to fight something, since we had zoomed past everything else. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

also, this crew has a navy blue uniform, which is kinda cool. bought a navy blue bandana straight away to blend in. i nearly bought a maroon captain's jacket which looked absolutely awesome, but i thought i'd leave it until after i got the one you get from reaching the rank of admiral in the navy. navy blue and maroon looks good together.
 
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