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Nutty Thangs Ye Kin Do in PotC!

Aye,kinda hard tew do anything wid her dad ur uncle hang'n about all de time <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
YArr! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> We be a seein' double? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />
<img src="http://pages.sbcglobal.net/fred_bob/_images/Dos_Fred_Bobs.JPG" border="0" class="linked-image" />

Dis be two unarmed Fred Bob's practicin' de Quaker Exploit! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> That's a good one, Fred Bob! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

I suppose you can have FOUR if you were so inclined... Now *that* would be a picture, HA! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

I think the mistresses should tell you rumors, like the townspeople... Maybe that was the original intention, it just never got coded in...
 
BTW, any o' ye recall de chap named Wilford dat meets ye at Crab Cliffs on Oxbay as ye be landin' de English troops? Funny thang happened whilst unarmed Hawk an' unarmed Fred Bob arrived at de beach! Wilford be informin' us dat thay been discovered an' jus' then de French an' de English start a fightin' on de beach! Well, Fred Bob an' Hawk sit back an relax whilst de fight be goin' on only tew be surprised tew notice dat de English lost an' de Frenchies jus' be a standin' around twiddlin' thar thumbs! Hawk an' Fred Bob den be stuck in moral dilemma, bein' Pirate Pacifists an' all! We be stuck on de beach 'till somebody gits rid o' dem spesky Frogs! Fred Bob an' Hawk den be drawin' straws an' FB loses! So Hawk be equippin' FB wid sword who quickly dispatchs de French. Hawk promptly be removin' FB's sword after dat! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

Wilford in de meantime still be a standin' on de beach starin' out tew sea! Hawk cain't hep himself so's he an' Freb Bob approach Wilford an' perfom de famous Item Exchange Exploit between Fred Bob an' Wilford! Did ye know dat fer walkin' around money, ol' Wilford be carryin' 1,000,000 gold on hisself? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Mo' like draggin' around money... but Hawk quickly relieved 'im o' his burden! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="8)" border="0" alt="cool.gif" />
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-CatalinaThePirate`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CatalinaThePirate)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> That's a good one, Fred Bob!   <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />  

I suppose you can have FOUR if you were so inclined...  Now *that* would be a picture, HA!   <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> ...[/quote]Heh heh! Done fiddled 'round an' added a few extry lines tew FB's dialog file an' whalla!

Fred Bob's mod tew de Fred Bob mod! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

NH: "I need to change my clothes."

FB: "What ye be wantin' tew wear?"

NH: "I wanna be just like my twin brother, Fred Bob!"

FB: "Now yer talkin'!"

NH: "Thankee thar, bro'!"

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<!--`QuoteBegin-Fred_Bob`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fred_Bob)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->NH: "I wanna be just like my twin brother, Fred Bob!"

FB:  "Now yer talkin'!"

NH:  "Thankee thar, bro'!"[/quote]

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That is sooo inspired, Fred Bob, maaaagnificent!!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_praise.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":bow" border="0" alt="icon_praise.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

I'm putting that into the code now! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
Another candid of fairly recent events, this one has Skull settling a dispute over the rules for a game that is played on the Isla Muelle Brifdge. (No birds were harmed in the making of this photo!)

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Dat be Fred Bob, Skull, Mad Jack, an' ye, Sir Chris? Dat be some motley crew thar, matey! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

We be shootin' or spittin' in dis game ye be a playin'? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />


Tew bad ye cain't cut dem ropes wid yer sword! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
The specifics of the gameplay are a little hazy at the moment, that and my ability to spell the word bridge, but to the best of my recollection there was more shooting than spitting involved. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

(What the heck is going on with my stupid sig now, stoopid pix8!)
 
Let's just say there are more than a few `yellow-striped` seagulls on that island, mate. one has to do something with the prodigious amounts of water required to stop the burning in one's throat from Snakebite! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Aye,dem gulls be somewhat of a nuisance fer sure,but try'n explain'n tew Fred Bob add'n more dead bird's tew his chest,will not increase his skills is a bit O' chore being dem Louisana types are a superstitous lot.Perhaps some gator wrestle'n on de bridge would be a more suitable sport fer Fred Bob.an I'd also be notice'n at de only way tew stop de burn'n in yer throat from Ol' Skull's Snakebite, is tew consume more of de said beverage until ye can no longer function,after ye have reached that point,all else simply does not matter <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Well as I can see you are all nature lovers, I wonder how many of you have tried to "kill" the butterflies? I took a swipe at one once with my sword and it fluttered slowly to the ground and laid there. I stood there watching it for a bit and then it got up and flew away again...

SO they're apparently "immortal". <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Oh, here's a good one...

At sea... Have any of you ever seen the periscope?

It is modeled - and looks like a long stick with a curved top and a lens. YES it does exist...

It doesn't look like it's animated... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> Wouldn't it be fun to see if you could make it work in the game? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<b><!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Oiginally posted by Lady CatalinaThePirate
At sea... Have any of you ever seen the periscope?  

It is modeled - and looks like a long stick with a curved top and a lens. YES it does exist...  

It doesn't look like it's animated...  Wouldn't it be fun to see if you could make it work in the game?  <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--></b>

I think it would be especially fun if you could shoot at it with the cannons, or create Pirate depth charges to deal with it. OWOOOGA!


<b>The Further Adventues of the Mo' Rum Tavernacle Squires</b>

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What, flaming kegs of Snakebite as depth charges? Brilliant!! Imagine the devastation!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-Mad_Jack`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mad_Jack)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->What, flaming kegs of Snakebite as depth charges?  Brilliant!!  Imagine the devastation!!   <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />[/quote] <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> That would be some fireworks display! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Ah, got into an interesting situation this evening, and thought I would share it with you...

In the lighthouse - which you can only go into during the main quest - after killing the guards I ran up the stairs (#1) to see what mischief I could get into...

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When I got to point #3, I found I could run across the board that is up there, to the platform that has no stairs leading to it.

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You can jump down from point #4 to point #5, and then...

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Jump down from here to point #6...

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Then run across the ladder #7 and jump back down to point #8.

Alas, there was nothing to be found on any of the platforms, which was disappointing... Leading me to believe there was simply no POINT to doing what I just did, except to POINT out that you could, in fact, do it. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

I wonder if there are any locators there. Should be... If there are, some kind of item can be placed there for you to discover - if you figure out that you can run across that board up there...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" />
 
Now dat be a truly awesome nutty thang ye kin do in PotC! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cheers.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />:

Dat be makin' far mo' sense den Fred Bob tryin' de infamous Quaker Exploit agin de Undead Pyrates after de chest! Oh ye kin thumb yer nose at dem an' thay cain't kill ye an' they ne'er git de chest, but ye also ne'er git outta Redmond! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-CapitainDams`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CapitainDams)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->There is a spyglass on one platform if i remember well.[/quote]<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> I should have known that "Jumpin' CapitainDams" would have done this exploit! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

So there *is* a locator up there (which would make sense). It shouldn't just be random, tho, you should be able to find something really interesting and cool up there. A Master Spyglass would be a good thing - considering the view one gets from up top!

About those undead pirates, I'd love to see an immortal like Danielle go up against them - however you don't get Danielle in your crew until well after you go through the undead pirates and into the tavern.
 
Dat be it, Cat! Next time Fred Bob be doin' de FBQ, Hawk'll steal away wid Estella an' go tew Redmond tew take on de Undead Pirates! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pirate_plain.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p3" border="0" alt="pirate_plain.gif" />
 
I can see the scene as clear as day:

Armand: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, FRED BOB? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO BRING ESTRELLA (Estrella? Estella, I can't remember! Hey Stella! Ah have always relied on the kindness of strangers...) TO ME FOR 2 YEARS! I'VE BEEN FIGHTING SPANIARDS, BRUSHING AWAY IMAGINARY FLIES, AND SHIFTING MY WEIGHT FROM FOOT TO FOOT, WITH THE OCCASIONAL LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER, THIS WHOLE TIME! JUST WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Fred Bob: Well, Fred Bob be `a-tryin`' ta teach de infamous Quaker Exploit to dis fine young lady with de Undead Pirates on Redmond. Oh ye kin thumb yer nose at dem an' thay cain't kill ye an' they ne'er git de chest, but ye also ne'er git outta Redmond! That, and we made a little detour to the Douwesan waterfall for a little rest and `re-lax`-ation, Fred Bob be a know'in how to show a lady a good time!

FADE OUT ON SCENE

This is why I come to the site, I find Lady Catalina Goldberg posting instructions on lighthouse bungee jumping, and Captain Dams saying, "Been there, done that."

You guys just kill me. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> whoops! plop!
(that was me LMAO <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:ops" border="0" alt="blush.gif" />: )

<b>Dodging Bill Collectors</b>

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As Tailor (A) fits customer (B) and calls out measurements, college boy © mistakes them for football signals and makes a flying tackle at clothing dummy (D). Dummy bumps head against paddle (E) causing it to pull hook (F) and throw bottle (G) on end of folding hat rack (H) which spreads and pushes head of cabbage (I) into net (J). Weight of cabbage pulls cord (K) causing shears (L) to cut string (M). Bag of sand (N) drops on scale (O) and pushes broom (P) against pail of whitewash (Q) which upsets all over you causing you to look like a marble statue and making it impossible for you to be recognized by bill collectors.
Don't worry about posing as any particular historical statue because bill collectors don't know much about art.
 
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