Five Word Story

[Fred Bob]

local dive, who only dabble

 

[Meigger]

in darts. These games result

 

[Fred Bob]

in small holes forming in

 

[Meigger]

huge targets painted on the

 

[Fred Bob]

tavern walls by waitresses carrying

 

[Jack Davidson]

extremely large and full jugs, <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

which require careful balance to

 

[Meigger]

ensure the contents are not

 

[Fred Bob]

squashed against unwitting neaby patrons.

 

[Meigger]

If a patron is squashed

 

[Fred Bob]

that means the waitress failed

 

[Meigger]

to maintain control of her

 

[Fred Bob]

amply filled jugs, resulting in

 

[Meigger]

the jugs ending up in

 

[Fred Bob]

someone's soup or on the

 

[Meigger]

lap of a paying customer.

 

[Fred Bob]

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Back at the ranch, Picard

 

[Meigger]

was amazed at the transference

 

[Fred Bob]

of Slim's ranch from a

 

[Meigger]

figment of the imagination to