Five Word Story

[Jack Davidson]

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[Fred Bob]

to strange occurances with respect

 

[Meigger]

to watermelons disappearing usual[ly] at

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[Jack Davidson]

lunch time on a hot

 

[Fred Bob]

dog wagon manned by roving

 

[Meigger]

raccoons. These raccoon's are determined

 

[Fred Bob]

to break the watermelon seed {spitting record}

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[Meigger]

by placing the seeds into

 

[Fred Bob]

their mouths and then rolling

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[Meigger]

them off their tongues at

 

[Fred Bob]

speeds approaching that of sound! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

In this way records are

 

[Fred Bob]

broken by spitting seeds at

 

[Meigger]

tremendous speeds for great distances.

 

[Fred Bob]

Targets require great thickness to

 

[Meigger]

absorb the shock of receiving

 

[Fred Bob]

racoon propelled watermelon seeds spat

 

[Meigger]

directly at them. Consequently these

 

[Fred Bob]

raccoons are seldom challenged by

 

[Meigger]

other seed throwers as the