Five Word Story

[Meigger]

buds and totality drunk thereby

 

[Fred Bob]

nobody questioned drinking with a

 

[Meigger]

dusty glob named Claude. Having

 

[Fred Bob]

drunk to all loves, past

 

[Jack Davidson]

and present, the question arose... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

who is paying for all <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

of Claude's drinks, since he

 

[Meigger]

obviously had no money himself

 

[Jack Davidson]

nor clothes, being a glob

 

[Meigger]

made up of red jello <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

and dried caked up dirt. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

{hence Claude, do ye git it? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />}

 

[Meigger]

All the patrons gather around



FB you are a woot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

watching Claude get muddier and

 

[Meigger]

dirtier as he washed himself

 

[Fred Bob]

and as he drank down

 

[Meigger]

another large tankard filled with

 

[Fred Bob]

grape Nehi soda with Snakebite.

 

[Meigger]

This combination made the glob

 

[Fred Bob]

melt and run all over

 

[Meigger]

the floor and the patrons.