Five Word Story

[SwaggeringGit]

by seeking a certain chest

 

[Jack Davidson]

containing Davy Jones' special pickle

 

[SwaggeringGit]

,removed from his burger because

 

[Meigger]

of the sensitivity of this

 

[Jack Davidson]

item in detecting subtle changes

 

[Meigger]

in the way pickles are

 

[CSHM]

pickled in vinegar, it was

 

[Meigger]

determined the brine used caused

 

[Fred Bob]

cancerous sores on narwhal horns

 

[Meigger]

cured only by applying a

 

[Fred Bob]

a liberal film of goose lard

 

[Jack Davidson]

, applied to the full length

 

[Meigger]

of the horn and other

 

[Fred Bob]

folks looked on in surprise

 

[Meigger]

as the goose lard was

 

[Fred Bob]

swiped by a roving horde

 

[Jack Davidson]

of sabre wielding lard artists

 

[Meigger]

. This theft caused the masses



"sabre wielding lard artists" - nice one Jack <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="me.gif" />

 

[Jack Davidson]

hide their geese and demand


(Thanks, matey. Yeah, it just rolled of tongue. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> )

 

[Fred Bob]

a 4-day work week plus