Five Word Story

[Meigger]

as "The Fat Cats" based <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/urgh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":urgh" border="0" alt="urgh.gif" />

 

[Jack Davidson]

on Cat Island, The Bahamas <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

located right in the middle

 

[Jack Davidson]

, somewhere to the left of <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whistling.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="whistling.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

a small island sandwiched between

 

[Jack Davidson]

two slightly larger <strike>pickles</strike> islands, both

 

[Meigger]

with large pickle farms maintained


Just could not resist. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />

 

[Jack Davidson]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />


by a chap named Ronald

 

[Meigger]

McDonald who built his fame

 

[Jack Davidson]

and notoriety on aggressive piracy

 

[Meigger]

by forcing fast food on

 

[Jack Davidson]

unsuspecting merchant seamen, sailing between

 

[Meigger]

the pickel farms and the

 

[SwaggeringGit]

islands inhabited by hostile buns

 

[Meigger]

. This caused a rif with

 

[Jack Davidson]

The East India Burger Company

 

[Meigger]

resulting in drastic action taken

 

[Jack Davidson]

by said company to restore <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/jackhat.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":j2" border="0" alt="jackhat.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

its status in the arena

 

[Jack Davidson]

of colonial fast food supply