"Ahoy matey, would you like to find some REAL booty?",
"Arrr!",
"Hey sailor, what's shakin?",
"I have a hat.",
"'Come into my parlour' said the spider to the fly...",
"Aye, shiver me timbers, and shiver something else if you get what I'm saying...",
"What does a mouse get when it spins?",
"The second mouse gets the cheese...",
"I'm free but not free!",
"I'm a pirate!",
"I'm here to unclog your pipes.",
"My pipes are REALLY messy.",
"Disney is going to mess with your head.",
"They sure are...",
"I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!",
"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd like to tap that ass!",
"That is some fine-lookin' cargo you got there, sweetie.",
"I'd love to pillage your village.",
"Come 'ere, girl, I wanna swab that deck!",
"I wanna sail all seven of your seas!",
"You really hoist my mainsail!",
"You can sail into my port anytime!",
"You can make me feel dirty anytime, big guy.",
"I assure you I will!",
"Wow, you looked like a boat with a big tall mast!",
"As long as that mast has a place in your harbour, toots.",
"You said you loved me!",
"Aww, baby, that was just pillow talk.",
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!",
"Show me the money!",
"'ello luv, fancy a tumble?",
"Awww, where were you two days ago, when I had the time and the money?",
"I'll give you a discount.",
"That is the most romantic thing any woman has ever said to me!",
"So you're the new cabin boy, eh?",
"See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, baby!",
"Talk dirty to me!",
"Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded!",
"Let's do this again, hot stuff...",
"Arrrrrrre you free on Saturday?",
"See ya soon.",
"Me skull an' crossbones aren't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight!",
"What a lovely smile you have!",
"That's not all, me little lovely!",