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Jonty

Ϯ ρiгaτϵ ϻaᴤτϵѓміпם Ϯ, Male, 21, from Desk

Damn rootkits... May 1, 2012

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    1. Jonty
      Jonty
      Damn rootkits...
    2. Jonty
      Jonty
      The next statement is false. The previous statement is true.
      1. Stallion
        Stallion
        I refuse to accept your reality and choose to substitute a twisted, warped version of my own!
        Mar 28, 2012
      2. Jonty
        Jonty
        This sentence is false.
        Mar 29, 2012
      3. rupertlittlebear
        rupertlittlebear
        what makes you think the original statement is valid?
        Mar 30, 2012
    3. Jonty
      Jonty
      Pirates aren't supposed to be doing heaps of IT coursework...
    4. Jonty
      Jonty
      Who does everyone want to see as the next president?
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      2. Peter de Grote
        Peter de Grote
        European politician assembly at Davos, a festivity for attorneys. Normally. Why cannot an average avalanche be tempted (laughing audience here) No damage could be done.
        Feb 6, 2012
      3. Legendary_Spider
        Legendary_Spider
        It might not be the best idea to bring politics (or religion) into the community. I did that once a while back and it blew up in my face.
        Feb 7, 2012
      4. tommy61157
        tommy61157
        does anyone have ANY idea of who pieter might vote for based on his comments? LOL
        Feb 10, 2012
    5. Jonty
      Jonty
      Why is it that nearly every laptop I see on sale has some s**tty Intel integrated graphics or UMA...
      1. Peter de Grote
        Peter de Grote
        a clownfish is tellin that you can now brew beansap, tea-leaves and -bags with those moddern mobilés Only If someone could inform us where that button is then. Know wo? splash us wet with some wa'er, ah, that's mooch beta ;) oy-hoy
        Feb 2, 2012
      2. Hylie Pistof
        Hylie Pistof
        Space and power. The video card in my desktop is not only longer than my foot, it is almost as long as my work boot. (1 foot)It is also twice as thick as the laptops around here.
        Also it has 2 heavy duty power dongles attached to it and it needs all of that power.
        No laptop can compete with a desktop for gaming.
        Feb 3, 2012
    6. Jonty
      Jonty
      A bit miffed that I can't continue with the original questline because the guard in front of the residence in Port Royale doesn't challenge me, thus cannot continue. This is after I did the 'down and out in?' when I got washed ashore. Works fine with the arrival at island option. Probably missing something, or just another bug.
      1. Pieter Boelen
        Pieter Boelen
        You have to enter 3D sailing mode near Barbados first to trigger the capture of Speightstown by the French. After that, it should continue as usual.
        Jan 28, 2012
      2. tommy61157
        tommy61157
        Yeah, I was about to say, I've never had that happen before...
        Jan 29, 2012
    7. Jonty
      Jonty
      Does anyone else find them selves stuck in the Woodes Rogers story line, finding the fourth pistol? I looked at the wiki which said "Dave’s Room - The elevator is in the Clock. " Well, when I go to the clock, I can't do anything even if I press space bar. Is Dave supposed to say something? Or is it just something I haven't figured out yet?
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      2. Jack Rackham
        Jack Rackham
        I tested jumpstart "5" and got both pistol and Cook's blade dialog.

        When you picked up the 4:th pistol:
        1)Did you get a QB update like: Yes yes yes, it's a pistol of course. etc
        2) Was the new pistol auto equipped?
        Jan 23, 2012
      3. Jonty
        Jonty
        Got no QB update, so I assume it would be the other option, although I don't remember. I'd try any relevant solutions though.
        Jan 24, 2012
      4. Jack Rackham
        Jack Rackham
        Did you hear Dave say: 'Go ahead press the button' when entering his room.
        Did you hear any sound walking on the steplock in Grandma's room?

        If you're stuck I can only suggest that you change to startcase "5" in StartStoryline and enter via the kitchen (again).
        Jan 24, 2012
    8. Jonty
      Jonty
      What's everyone else's thoughts on this SOPA bill?
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      2. Legendary_Spider
        Legendary_Spider
        If SOPA and PIPA pass, it might very well mean the end of Pirates Ahoy! :(
        Jan 19, 2012
      3. modernknight1
        modernknight1
        Some good news at least. The Co-Sponsors have abandoned the bill. They cannot stop progress no matter how badly the plutocrats wish to control all. In the words of Princess Leia to Governor Tarkin,"The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."
        Jan 19, 2012
      4. Legendary_Spider
        Legendary_Spider
        Good to know. :)
        Jan 19, 2012
    9. Jonty
      Jonty
      is sad because his beta 2.1 exe won't execute :(
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      2. Peter de Grote
        Peter de Grote
        you mustn't install it into the c:\windows\program folder. Then try to reach the first island as J. Sparrow. It doesn't function all here too, but you almost feel like him. - Has anyone checked this game? ...may i continue with it when the video for Sailing (night) got upoaded. Help very much appreaciated =^Q^= ....Jonty is joking, isn't he?
        Jan 15, 2012
      3. Hylie Pistof
        Jan 15, 2012
      4. Jonty
        Jonty
        Funnily enough when I left it for some hours whilst I went and played something else, the option came up when I returned. Must have just been stupidly slow.
        Jan 15, 2012
    10. Jonty
      Jonty
      I've played far too many hours on Skyrim...
      1. tommy61157
        tommy61157
        I'm getting it for christmas on the PC, can't wait! I would've gotten it on the PS3, but that version has been having a ton of frame-rate and freezing issues I heard.
        Dec 18, 2011
    11. Jonty
      Jonty
      The dentist...groan...
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      2. Jonty
        Jonty
        I had to had a filling today. Might not seem like much, but its those needles that have to go deep down in your gums I'm not fond of. Half my mouth was num and felt swollen, my throught was partiality num/swollen and couldn't speak properly. Although it wasn't as bad as I thought really. I think it was this bad experience when I had to have some blood test. They inserted this large needle in my arm, 3 times, and the person doing it didn't really have the best method for it. On...
        Oct 26, 2011
      3. Jonty
        Jonty
        One of the worst days of my life that was. I generally hate any form of needle after that :/
        Oct 26, 2011
      4. tommy61157
        tommy61157
        wow, I just went in for a check-up, lol
        Oct 30, 2011
    12. Jonty
      Jonty
      @ Akella Fan
      Well, if it isn't in your profile settings, I'm guessing you need something like 500 posts? I'm not sure. I just randomly checked to see if I got the option or not, and the option was there to create my own title.
    13. Akella Fan
      Akella Fan
      Hey, @Jonty, I see you have a Coustom Title. After how many posts are you allowed to have a Custom Title?
    14. Jonty
      Jonty
      Does anyone mind giving me a hand? The thing is, I need to know how to get rid of the ship hunting off of Jamaca quest. I accepted this job to sink some French Gaff Schooner, but the ship doesn't exist. So I can not get any more quest until I do that one, which is a problem when your objective is non-existant...
      1. tommy61157
        tommy61157
        post that on the bug tracker
        Oct 7, 2011
      2. Jonty
        Jonty
        You think I wouldn't have done already? I already did that a while ago, but go no answer as to how to solve it. I'll bump it nevertheless :)
        Oct 7, 2011
    15. Jonty
      Jonty
      My dog has developed a fear for my neighbour's shed -__-
    16. Jonty
      Jonty
      Bad fever, bad cold and feeling sick for a good 24 hours. This is going to be a crap weekend...but hopefully it will fully clear by this evening, or tomorrow at that.
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      2. Jonty
        Jonty
        Cheers :) Well all other symptoms are gone now, although I still feel really hot all the time from the fever. I played some Batlefield 3 beta with idiots for friends to past the time, but the fact that I try to play that game with a 15 year old 14" yellow TV, which the screen is further compressed into letter box format didn't help. I'm not buying any more shooter games for a while now. I need a new TV >_>
        Oct 2, 2011
      3. Jonty
        Jonty
        FML, as they say. I can't wait to actually leave college and do some proper work so I can get paid at least. Like hell I'm wasting another few years of my life at university at £9000 a year. I'll take 4 years of solid work experience, than a piece of paper that doesn't even tell the full picture.
        Oct 2, 2011
      4. Jonty
        Jonty
        I prefer not to be £27,000 - £36,000 in debt.
        Oct 2, 2011
    17. Jonty
      Jonty
      What a day...
    18. Jonty
      Jonty
      I hope I can fink of some good new business names for a new internet based business. I had a joke idea that had the pi symbol, followed by rated.Ltd ^^
    19. Jonty
      Jonty
      is doing Business and accounting work, whilst listening to heavy metal.
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      2. Jonty
        Jonty
        A band called Dope. Some Motorhead as well. I'm just looking around for good bands, and if you know of any others, that would be great. Although I've already known Motorhead for a while, considering I went to one of their concerts over here in England.
        Sep 26, 2011
      3. extra crispy
        extra crispy
        What genre of metal do you like?
        Sep 27, 2011
      4. extra crispy
        extra crispy
        I've been listening to progressive/jazz metal lately. Exivious, Shaun Baxter, Spiral Architect, Cynic
        Sep 27, 2011
    20. Jonty
      Jonty
      Is having fun writing out Trading and Profit and Loss accounts and Balance sheets. I need a brew ---> ~\_/~
      1. Talisman
        Talisman
        Yes - all pirates need to know how much Gold they have stolen & what it cost them.
        Sep 25, 2011
      2. Jonty
        Jonty
        Yep. A pirate needs to account for his assets. 5600 units of gold will make me very wealthy when sold to La Grenade which buys 1 unit for around 2400. 13,440,000 gold approximately. Although that is nowhere near my 1.7billion gold that I had once, but vanished when I had to start a new game because of patch 7. My target is still 10 billion though.
        Sep 25, 2011
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 24, 1995 (Age: 21)
    Location:
    Desk
    I'm lazy, play games and usually on the forums a lot of the time (as of recently of the time of these words). <br />
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    Favorite food is pepperoni pizzas, and a various assortment of junk foods. (which I don't gain weight from the excess I eat. Hmmmm...)<br />
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    Favorite drinks are Pepsi Max/coke , Red Bull (or any other energy drinks like Lucozade and Mountain Dew) and of course, RUM! <img src='http://forum.piratesahoy.net/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheers' /> Speaking of which... <img src='http://forum.piratesahoy.net/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/jackrum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':j3' />

    On the internet: stealing ur bandwiths!

    Gold.