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  • Oh, master Robin. You're back from the crusades. Ahhhh! You've lost your arms in battle but you grew some nice boobs.
    “If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim” - Lyndon Johnson
    Calvin: I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show. I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialog! Hobbes: It would seem you were born for the job. Calvin: Imagine getting paid to act like a six-year-old!
    Hylie Pistof
    Hylie Pistof
    1. Calvin and Hobbes was my favorite comics. I even bought a book of the best ones.

    2. Now I'm thinking of a certain pimple on the ass of humanity. That was why he wasn't drafted.
    Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv.
    So understand Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years, Face up...make your stand, And realize you're living in the golden years.
    Hylie Pistof
    Hylie Pistof
    Getting old ain't for the faint of heart.
    "The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.'' -Socrates
    morgan terror
    morgan terror
    so what you're saying is that still nothing has changed?
    He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. (Exodus 21:15) He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. (Exodus 21:17) The good old days when parents weren't afraid to kill their own children, so that they would behave.
    They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure … At least he f**kin' jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f**kin' Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out.
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