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[Old Salt]

"Why isn't he answering me???" <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /> Salty screams while pointing at the bike. He hears Stallion neighing and turns his head in the direction, realizing that he is in the wrong spot again. "When is me damn vision going to come back??"

 

[morgan terror]

destruction just surrounds you guys, doesn't it? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Who was that? Sounded like Morgan, but I still can't see. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/keith.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="keith.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

*starts jumping up and down* I'm over here! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Fumbles toward the voice.......

 

[Stallion]

*Salty pokes photographer with his wooden leg**photographer starts screaming Have Mercy!* I thought I told you... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":c" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Ahh. There you are. YOU DID THIS TO ME!! I'm blind!<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Stallion]

*photographer starts speaking in tongues* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> What's happening?! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

He's confusing us!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> I'm confused and blind! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="8q.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

*farts in the photographer's open mouth* There! He's quick babbling <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

But what was he saying?? Was it code for something..... or someone? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="8q.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

Here, it's all on this tape recorder *hands it to Salty*

 

[Old Salt]

Lets get this tape analyzed by some language experts. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

*looks for a phone booth with a directory* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Luckily we have a language expert who has an office down the block. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />

 

[Cylon13]

*Sees a thief breaking in the room and tries to steal the tape recorder* HEY YOU! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> *shoots the thief to smithereens with a blunderbuss* There's the tape recorder safe again. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

We'll have to see if the language expert is available at this late hour.

 

[Stallion]

*looks behind the counter* Hey, I found 'im! *analyst pulls out an Uzi* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> WHOA! We're friendlies! *analyst recognizes Old Salt and puts the gun down* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="me.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Great work, Stallion.

*Salty walks over to analyst.

"We have a photographer here speaking in several tongues." He states patiently. "We believe it may be code to trigger something, we don't know what. Maybe others are listening and he is giving them clues to his location, since he is screaming these languages out loud." Salty pulls out the tape reorder. "My friend here tape recorded some of his rantings. We need you to translate."

The analyst takes the tape recorder and throws it in the garbage.

"Do you clowns know what time of night it is?"

Salty is furious, he reaches in the garbage and pulls out the tape recorder. "Analyze it!" He barks at the analyst.

"No." The analyst responds in a smug tone.

<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Cylon13]

<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /> "WILL YA ANALYZE THAT!" Yells at the analyst. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pirate3.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="2" border="0" alt="pirate3.gif" /> Analyst gets scared by the Cylons13 terrible big size and muscles and starts analyzing the tape.