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true. but who said that cylon couldn't be that very person? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
I HATE those photographers I wouldn't even hire them. I've been more like shooting them on sight (with a deadly gun) if I see one. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" />
 
that's more or less the only thing they're good for, not? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />
 
"Okay, I'll let me friends here shoot ya if you don't start talkin'." Salty yells at the photographer. "And we're not usin' the truth serum anymore and havin' me talk about pink bunny suits."
 
Me ass-cannon be of variable caliber - whatever gets put in is what *eventually* comes out <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

And I'm definitely <!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#ff0000--><span style="color:#ff0000"><!--/coloro-->N<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--coloro:#0000ff--><span style="color:#0000ff"><!--/coloro-->O<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--coloro:#00ff00--><span style="color:#00ff00"><!--/coloro-->T<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--> working for or with Cylon or any other third party
<!--sizeo:1--><span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->Heh, I can change text colours as well!<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->

And we REALLY need to hire one of them photographers for ourselves - then we can kill the other ones!

Old Salt, ask that one you've just captured if he'll work for us - if he says no, you might want to move out of the way. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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Darn! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

I wanted ta kill 'im. Oh well.
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/Photographer_4.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> Ahhh. He blinded me one eye!!! Where'd he get the camera? I thought we confiscated it! <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
Show him the angry smiley - he'll probably even offer ta give ya his undies! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

Unless, of course, ya want me ta shoot him <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
Right now I can't see anything. <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/Photographer_4.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> Again. This guy is deadly with these flashes.
 
THUM<!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->BAM!!!<!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--> *massive fireball vapourizes photographer's camera* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
 
Photographer gets up and runs away laughing. Salty goes after him but blind as a bat he runs into a tree. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":modding" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />
 
THUMPTHUMP!! *photographer's legs get blown off**grabs a roll of duct tape and trots over to photographer, quickly wrapping his lower half in it* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" /> We'll use him as bait for the other photographers!
 
Good job, Stallion.

Salty walks over, still rubbing his head and starts to scream at the photographer laying on the ground. Only problem, Salty is still blind and is yelling at a bush, not the photographer who is lying on the ground several yards away.
 
*photographer sees Salty berating bush, begins screaming madly* Ah, shut up!!! *kicks photographer's head* CLUNK! We're over here! *starts pawing at ground to attract Salty's attention*
 
"Don't talk back to me!" Salty screams and kicks the bush. "Ahhh. Your a hedge." Turns and walks, listening to Stallion's pawing. "Okay, now your going to listen to me." Salty begins berating a bicycle.
 
*photographer starts crying and begging to be let go* I thought I told you to *kicks REALLY hard* CRACK! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_confused.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="icon_confused.gif" /> Methinks I just busted his arm <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/user_comment.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wp" border="0" alt="user_comment.gif" /> *starts neighing to guide Salty*
 
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