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[Old Salt]

Or Ernie just happened to go back home with them, since we really have no idea where Ernie came from.

 

[Grey Roger]

In any case, since there are now fewer of them, this is our chance.

Each Llama Dragoon will be issued with two rum barrels. Barrel 1 is ammo for the rum cannon. Barrel 2 is for drinking. If we run out of ammo, barrel 2 can be used. In extreme circumstances, barrel 1 can be used for drinking - better to die happy than let ammunition fall into enemy hands. This battle will still be dangerous and some of us might not return; those who do not will go to a better place (probably Narnia 4).

All Dragoons, prepare to engage. Pick your targets and let's go. CHARGE!

 

[Old Salt]

Stop the charge!!! Look what just came through the rip. Its buying off our allies and allowing the others to start coming through again unmolested!!

 

[Meigger]

Gold!!!!!!

 

[Old Salt]

See???? He even tempted Meigger. Which is allowing more

to come through.

 

[Meigger]

Oops. My Bad. :

 

[Jonty]

That could be cursed aztec gold.

 

[tommy61157]

I have a nuclear pill, anything that ingests it will cause a small nuclear explosion, I'm giving it to Jonty, he'll know what to do with it

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

 

[Old Salt]

It is pretty scary. Aisle 4 needs to be cleaned up and closed.

 

[tommy61157]

hmm, the aliens seem to be feasting on small dogs and large house cats now, quite a change in their diet...

 

[Old Salt]

There must be a purpose to this.

 

[Meigger]

Maybe they just like four legged animals. :

 

[Jonty]

There we go. The Alien must have ate the other photo I posted and replaced it with a stupid copyright one instead. Let's see if the alien eats this one.

 

[tommy61157]

LOL jonty, what did you do??

 

[Jonty]

You said the alien seems to be feasting on small dogs and large house cats, so I thought the picture of the small Boxer dog would make the alien happy.

 

[Grey Roger]

Stop the charge!!! Look what just came through the rip. Its buying off our allies and allowing the others to start coming through again unmolested!!

Thanks for the warning, but we went ahead anyway. We just sent a couple of the Dragoons off on an extra mission. They were successful.

Aslan 5 was indeed bribed by the leprechaun's gold. However, now that those Dragoons responsible for the capture have taken their well-earned booty, there is enough left over to bribe Aslan 6 to join our side, so balance is restored.

Right, now we're holding the aliens for the moment. Someone get the four relics into place quickly. Then I can signal the witch of Narnia 4 to place the other relics on her side and close the rift.

 

[Old Salt]

No humanoid can close the rift on their own. There is a gravitational flux in the outer vortex that is causing instability and creating a passage for these 5th dimension aliens to come through and feast on us. Aisle 4 is still unstable.

 

[Meigger]

Say what? You ahh uh. :