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[Old Salt]

Their not paid all that much.

Greeter: Hello. Welcome to Wa.......
Mob lunatic 1: Get the hell out of the way!!
Mob lunatic 2: Where are your iPods, my screaming brat won't stop hounding me for one!!
Greeter: Please slow down....

(People start to knock him about)

Mob lunatic 3: (Climbing over the greeter, who is knocked to the floor) You know how long I've been waiting outside? Get outta my way.
Greeter: Help...

(Crowd keeps rushing in like a river bursting through a dam)


That should be in the job description as a warning for what to expect as a greeter.

 

[Meigger]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> But so true.

 

[Old Salt]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />

 

[skyliner]

I think they take greaters from the asylum

 

[Cylon13]

..And the red light district. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

 

[skyliner]

I duobt that

 

[Cylon13]

Don't doubt it. There's this greeter that takes herself naked. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

If your a greeter you wind up in the asylum. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />

 

[Cylon13]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[skyliner]

So that means you where a greater

 

[Cylon13]

<!--quoteo(post=298477:date=Jan 21 2009, 12:19 AM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Jan 21 2009, 12:19 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=298477"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->If your a greeter you wind up in the asylum. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

*Greeter runs past the closed store in the morning and yelling while a shop worker opens the door* "THEY'RE LOOSE!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />" <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

<!--quoteo(post=298555:date=Jan 21 2009, 12:37 PM:name=Skyliner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Skyliner @ Jan 21 2009, 12:37 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=298555"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->So that means you where a greater<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Me?

 

[Cylon13]

Yes.. who else he could mean? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Your grandpa? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Cylon13]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

And I was not a greeter. I was in the asylum for other reasons! <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />