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Not that far. Need testers and they are hard to find. Once individuals get a look and taste of the product they leave. People just to not appreciate a good product when they see or taste it. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />
 
That is a real problem. And it is frustrating. Perhaps we can find someway to persuade them to stay, maybe with a Yuk at the door blocking their escape.
 
A yuk might work, but since the llama is in the camel family (without a hump) something that works for camels might work on a llama.
 
We have to get the roach paste going either way, because I've heard that some rival companies may be coming up with their own version.
 
Rival companies will be crushed. Crushed with our roach paste. Crushed you hear, I say crushed, cccrrruuussshhheeedddddd!!!!!
 
I took the liberty of slipping some of the prototype into a local supermarket and am proud to report that of the ten people who bought it (thinking it was something else) only six of them puked to the point of passing out. Sixty percent is down from the ninety percent so your research is bringing dividends. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" />
 
Just what I wanted to hear. I will keep on working and hopefully get that percentage down to O.
 
Progress is being made. However, one of the unsuspecting consumers became violently ill and passed out after puking for twenty minutes. Last I heard she was on life support, but I was able to fudge the record and cover that one up. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" /> However, even with that set back I am sure we are on the right track.
 
Maybe it was something else that put her on life support. Sometimes the paste doesn't mix well with previously eaten food.
 
We can put that in our report (if we include the life-support consumer) and maybe even gather some test subjects and force feed them roach paste to see who has the violent reaction. Of course, we would have to be sure that all the test subjects have eaten something previous to the tests.
 
I'll gather up the test subjects. I can station myself outside some local department stores and supermarkets, hit some people over the head to knock them out, load them up into a truck and take them to the lab.
 
And have them strapped into chairs so they can't get away. We can give them generous portions of roach paste so we can really observe their reactions. If any of the subjects pass out and get violently ill we can have an ambulance stashed out back. Though we don't want the authorities to know what were up to so we'll just leave the subjects out in front of the hospital.
 
Since we have to get our product onto the shelves. Our competition has stolen the formula and we are now in a race.
 
We may need to send you on some missions like that, yes. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" />
 
You will have to take the salty-cannon with you so you will need a flat bed or truck to move it.
 
But you also have to be stealthy so be careful not to make to much noise moving the salty-cannnon around.
 
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