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as a revenge for the cannonball, no doubt. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
No, actually to keep people from puking after using our product or reading the ingredients. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
Might be too vague, and they will haul us into court after they find out what they have been brushing with, no matter how white it makes their teeth. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
That's a start. We may be able to argue that in a courtroom since we have no idea how to identify what we do have in there. We probably would also have to put a "use at your own risk" warning as well.
 
yeah. which reminds me of what i read on a bag of salted peanuts once. it said:

ingredients:

salt
peanuts <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

allergy warning:

might contain traces of peanuts <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />

well, they sure got themselves covered don't they? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />
 
Roachpaste

ingredients:

Pasty white roach puss
antifreeze
other harmful ingredients

vomit warning: <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/barfing.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

This product may cause you to vomit till you pass out, then vomit some more after you wake up.
 
But if we do that we can get sued. And anyway, that's what Meigger was working on when he was kidnapped. To try out new ingredients so we could have a label on our roachpaste that won't make people puke when reading it. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
maybe meigger accidentally climbed into the salty-cannon and i accidentally got a bit too close with the fuse. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Accidentally? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
Well, then we must find evidence of Meigger in the salty-cannon. Look for shirt fragments or blood or something.
 
i doubt something like that would be found. you only left your shoes and socks behind once.
 
A roach? Meigger carried roaches with him to conduct experiments with. That might be the proof he was in the salty-cannon. Perhaps he was experimenting with the roaches by blasting them out of the cannon.
 
i'd rather think he was using it as a roach-pulverizer and fired it before he got out of the barrel. people do such silly things. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />
 
Maybe he was trying to crawl out of the cannon but it went off and blasted him God knows where.
 
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