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The counting game

9392

Really? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
9393

Yap. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> I have had iron shortage from me blood and have felt dizzines. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> But that was about two years ago. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
9394

It's good it's gone. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
9399

looks like you guys experience a shortage here. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
9400 <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
9403

yes, i've been getting strangely few round numbers lately.

one of those horror stories went somewhat like this:

a gardener had read a newspaper article about a murder, described in great detail. he started thinking about it, and when he heard a noise followed by another few, combined with the door of the house where the noises where coming from not being opened, he started to think the same thing was happening there. of course, it was something completely different, but that's not the point. it's masterfully written. in fact, it happened to me too once. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> i had had my mobile phone turned off for a long time, and i also hadn't seen Jasmijn in a while. exactly at that moment the house phone rang, so i ran down the stairs, thinking it was her. naturally, it wasn't. but it's funny how the mind can play tricks on yourself.
 
9404

my latest addition to my Flogging Molly collection. it had me in stitches the first time i heard it. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

while Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
one could tell by how he walked and he drunk more than his share
He stumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

about that time two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.

They crept up to that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's kilt lifted did show

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's kiltlifted did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
"Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
"Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
 
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<!--quoteo(post=281605:date=Oct 5 2008, 02:57 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Oct 5 2008, 02:57 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=281605"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Ring..<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

..ring ring ring ring ring ring, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neKXc7pw4go" target="_blank">BANANA PHONE!</a> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
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allright... you lay off that rum. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> anyway, i already knew that fargin' song. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blah:" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
 
9407

I know that you knew that song but I just found the right time to post it again. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
9408

note to self: do not play music that makes you laugh out loud when when doing important stuff in puzzle pirates. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> speaking of such songs: Devil's Dance Floor is a good song. not funny, but a good tavern song.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-52Yf2F2qU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-52Yf2F2qU</a>
 
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