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I think I might try a different game <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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aveyond 2's fun, you know. much better than the first, though there's a lot of jokes in it which refer to the prequel. turns out the chaos guild master in the sequel is the bad guy in the prequel. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> some funny dialogue there.
 
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Sounds like what Just Cause 2 is supposed to be - your boss is a friend of the States in the first one, then apparently goes AWOL in the second and starts whacking people <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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it's not like that. more like this:

"uh... you look familiar. don't i know you?"

*dun-dun-dunn noise* "of course not! mwuahahahahaha!"

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

it's a lot funnier if you've played the first one. though i must say that the sequel is better, the prequel has a few things that are slightly more worked out. there's more sprites, for instance, and animated cutscenes are better.

meanwhile, i found the third sidology episode! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> that one's by far the looniest of their songs. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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remember that thunder in broad daylight you mentioned? it's right over here now. only just started to rain, and we've got lightning too. i think it's the very same storm. there's a small chance of a waterspout with this humidity. i've seen a few around here before.

ooh, that was a big one! now it's really starting to pour.

managed to seize the house phone, only to discover she's not home. probably on vacation. i'll try later to be sure. i'll see the attempts as training to beeing less nervous.

EDIT: oh crap, i just realized something. if she's not on a holiday and can recall the number i called her with, i might be in a bit of a pickle. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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You do realize that if your house is hit by lightning while you're on the phone, you could get fried, right? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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i DID just remember, yes. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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I suppose - but that would take away all the fun, then. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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i'd still rather not get fried, thank you very much. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> anyway, something else kinda funny happened, which always seems to be happening to me. dad called if i could take in the parasol in the garden, so i did. it was a short trip through the rain to get under the thing anyway, and it wasn't raining very much. guess what: the moment i was under the thing it started POURING with rain. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> great. now i was stuck under a mostly-wound-down parasol. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> was good shelter though, although one of the wierdest i've ever used.
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cheers.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />
 
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