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There's some guy wandering down the street with an aerator <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> WTF?! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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He was trying to get people to let him aerate their lawns, and the Koreans let him do theirs. Funny thing was, he let it eat their lawn edging! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> The machine practically exploded! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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sounds funny allright. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> i'm busy building an old motorcar out of mecchano. motorized. i might have to rebuild it though. it's too high and too long in comparison to the wheel arches, which i can't modify. the wheel arches are a nice piece of work. they completely conceal the top half of the rear wheels and end in a quarter-circle curve forming the back of the vehicle which would normally be the rear hatch. the curve ends in two dirt-flaps which you normally see on trucks. there are going to be two long mudguards along the side which start at the rear wheels and curve up and over the front wheels, ending horizontally above the front wheels with a headlight on each mudguard. this is the fun of that old mecchano: you can make your own components by hammering them into shape.
 
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The Koreans now have a rather large hole in their front yard <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> The idiot left the machine running while he went to get something to pull the lawn edging out of it, and the machine dug its own grave. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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you should have a few more soundtracks.

next weekend we'll be demonstrating that we're still a bunch of bloody heathens. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> it's this feast where the people go onto the streets at four in the morning to make one heck of a racket to wake up the others who are still sleeping. it was originally a germanic feast to scare the evil winter spirits away, but now it's just a day of rebellion. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> i always sleep right through it. you can fire a cannon next to my bed and it won't help.
 
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<!--quoteo(post=254449:date=May 3 2008, 07:54 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ May 3 2008, 07:54 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=254449"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->i always sleep right through it. you can fire a cannon next to my bed and it won't help.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

How about that? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> *sets a atom bomb under Morgan's bed* <img src="http://forum.piratesahoy.net//style_emoticons/default/smile2.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> Ok this should wake him up... *runs few miles away* Shall I press the button? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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i think i'd just be deaf after the first second so i won't hear it anyway. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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But that first second is enought to scare ye out of yer sleep. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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probably. *rolls the bomb out from under the bed and out the door* *places next to the neighbour's house*

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />
 
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*Comes to put bomb back under Morgan's bed and then goes some miles away again* Okay that's it! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> *click*

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" />

<!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
 
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Got two of the soundtracks, then hotmail crapped out again <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> Was it always such a POS?

If somebody set off a cannon next to my bed, I'd attack 'em with the 2 foot length of reinforced electrical cable I keep under my pillow <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> It never hurts to be prepared <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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Just get a shotgun. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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But that would end the fun rather quickly <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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don't forget that i have my spinning sheet metal of death device. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> merely the sound of the thing will send them running. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> it sounds like an angle grinder spinning at a very insane speed.

you got Violator and Attack Music, i presume? i might have another soundtrack for you. it's a kinda funny one and is actually nothing but beat. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> for some reason it's got a circus theme on electrical guitar at the end. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> i've just sent you Empire. other tracks you should have would be Player One, Elite and Soundtrack to the Rebellion.
 
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I'll let you know when I get it - hotmail's still down <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> - you'd think ol'Microshaft could fix their own stuff before they try to buy somebody else's problems (meaning Yahoo!). <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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listening to Player One now. remains a good one. it's about the heroic worlds in gaming. i still haven't gotten my hands on SIDology. that one's completely instrumental, and unique for their songs. instead of being a regular song, it's a compilation of various jigs played on their instruments. basically what you'd hear at a live concert where they improvise. it's actually just plain fun. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

that funny song i mentioned is called Legion of Stoopid. for some reason it makes me kinda looney. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

one of their wierder songs would be Kaori Stomp. it's one of their earlier songs where they sing some pieces in swedish or some language (might as well be japanese), as they're from Sweden. it's got good guitar music, but the singer goes WAY wierd in that one. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> he even goes *GWARGH* once! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> really made me laugh the first time i heard it.
 
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