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Tavern Fight!

tommy61157

tommy61157

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What would you do in a tavern fight? Post an action here that you would do in a tavern fight and let's see where this goes, I'll start

*Breaks a rum bottle in half against the table and yells "Tavern Fight!"*
 
*Seeing Meigger go under the table, I pull him out and throw him at the bartender* xD:
 
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Damn it old salt! lol

*grabs own gatling gun and starts firing back at old salt*
 
*Strangles Stallion which makes him stop strangling the bar wench*
 
I'll come in at full force with my "drinking buddies" with this tune on full blast.

 
hell yeah! lol

*I join jonty to beat the crap out of Stallion, Old Salt, and Meigger*
 
*Pulls out huge flamethrower* Now how did you know? lol
 
*pulls out some wieners*

...

*the whole room goes silent*

...

"What? Not like I pulled out MY wiener! Sheesh, some people are such prudes!" :cheeky
 
*Shoots stallion in the face with a pistol* Enough of his silliness, this is a tavern fight!
 
I have to wonder whose wieners Stallion pulled if not his own...

*Pulls out water pistol* This tavern fight is supposed to be fun, and anyway there's the risk someone is going to burn down the tavern and spoil it all.

Oh. I forgot to mention. This is my water pistol.
 
Not bad, but hey, jonty, how many spartans do we still have left?
 
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