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Tavern Fight!

Alright, fellow tavern brawlers - who else can see the problem with trying to protect one's crew from one's own sound broadcast by installing sound-proof foam in the outer walls? xD:

I am fully aware that your Death Star has faster-than-light communications - that's how I got the Llama song onto the Death Star. But I admit that your system is superior to mine, since mine can neither send nor receive signals at 100,000,000,000 light years per second, while the tavern itself has no faster-than-light communication at all. So your signal went past without anybody noticing. At that speed, it has now gone right round the universe, hit the Death Star from the other side, and subjected your crew to another showing of your own video.

Though i have not actually seen "2 Girls 1 Cup", I know what it contains, and the bar wench has now been instructed to wash all crockery very thoroughly and under no circumstances to serve anything even vaguely resembling chocolate ice cream. Given your recent tendency to send your videos to your own crew, I suspect I have little to fear, but just in case I have recruited an elite crew to jam further such transmissions. Raspberry jam should do the job nicely.
 
"You see, the sound proof foam I have installed in all the outer walls of the Death Star are immune to my 9 trillion decibels, and any other related attacks."

Above statement means that I am immune to my own attacks, like I have already mentioned. Signals are also unique in the sense that the Death Star cannot receive them, whereas the signal can pierce the minds of others. Of course that is only applicable to the video signals. My forces need to be able to report back to the Death Star from many millions of light years away using signals that can be sent and picked up by our own forces. And I can assure you, that signal is encrypted to the maximum possible security, with any video signals shown in a muted preview, with the title, to command before officially accepted. Even if the main video signal attack were to be the latter, we could tell what it would be.

Roger... you do not yet realize your importance....
 
ugh, this has turned from a tavern fight into just a hub of complete madness...
 
that's a task for windmillers and the sancho punchos, innit? just hit indiscriminately on any larynx if they really wanna spoil a good pub-skirmish. Call it 'Thud once and done with', not because ourself couldn't reach their chins, rather have watched Edna Krabapple, that one at the Simpletons, from out a tiny spacebar. Ya, sort of. Who said "A round of Don Quixote"? on da house. The Wurlitzer makes better company. Now look who's coming into the Binge and Boomerangs? a bunch of rackety kangagurus asking for an average beverage with paperbrellas and stuff, for all what's wearth. Let's comment on them then. Lol la'erz. ..whats djoeumpin? olives, ice-cubes and toads of frogs. Ask the landrat next to ya if he could treat you to a pond of the more exquisite brew and no discussions, righ'io.
 
Jonty said:
"You see, the sound proof foam I have installed in all the outer walls of the Death Star are immune to my 9 trillion decibels, and any other related attacks."

Above statement means that I am immune to my own attacks, like I have already mentioned. Signals are also unique in the sense that the Death Star cannot receive them, whereas the signal can pierce the minds of others. Of course that is only applicable to the video signals. My forces need to be able to report back to the Death Star from many millions of light years away using signals that can be sent and picked up by our own forces. And I can assure you, that signal is encrypted to the maximum possible security, with any video signals shown in a muted preview, with the title, to command before officially accepted. Even if the main video signal attack were to be the latter, we could tell what it would be.
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Foam on the outer walls provides no protection for the crew against sounds from within the Death Star itself. The video signal is the Death Star's own, having travelled right round the universe, so either it went straight through the Death Star's protection or it never left the Death Star in the first place. Meanwhile, we've captured a Death Star agent. We tried bribing him with rum, but he's either loyal or teetotal. Then we threatened to feed him with something looking like chocolate ice cream, served by the bar wench, and he capitulated. We now have all the Death Star's encryption protocols.

rupertlittlebear said:
tin foil hats

and guacamole for everybody. :doff :slap
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There has actually been a study showing that tinfoil hats don't protect you from signals, they amplify the signals. There is now a conspiracy theory that the whole idea of tinfoil hats protecting you from government mind control rays is itself a government conspiracy.

tommy61157 said:
ugh, this has turned from a tavern fight into just a hub of complete madness...
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So no change there, then. :D

That does remind me to get back to the main business at hand, though. Everybody, please take your pies for the great pie fight. And if the bar wench throws something which looks like a chocolate cream pie anywhere near you, duck!
 
uno momento, receiving a strange signal on the inbuilt-sun glasses. Now, if this isn't a floating sofa appearing with a smacking flop out of thin air and picking up speech. The wandering tourists couch. :dance
 
  you really must be miss taken jamie bond us for a clown-fish. And if ya keep on blabbering one more info about our secret surface we then might take to a complete coverage of telling all spaceeen specialists that the cosmos is at large, quite out of orbit to be more spycific. Is your chain-shirt too tight or wo. You try gettn any valuable conversation out of those limpin biskids strewn all over the show-mo'. - Can someone hold a wagon full'f fine weather forecast in kegs of bullpiss ailing from cheap aroma so that i can join the chipper talk while transferring a tickling burst of minor chuck norris round-house steppins to approximate Centaur? the bar is in imminent perils of running out and away of empty bottles, the galores. Roger, rabies and where's your healing potion chapeau-claque de fizzy bubbles? second wall's crumbling over the beer-coasters so invariably superfluous, ah, more bungee-jumpers are entering the over-head bridge or what's left and wanna see your side-splitting aloha-hoop three-ring circus slap-happy trippin laser-sword of some fame. Trampsatlantic cable-dancing orca tennis on the sci-fy flat-screen (bzzzz; pixel power under a shower) Someone phrows an oscart, tama gotcha tha'. Went right through the ninja figh'ers. Nice domino role-up of ey fling you might add, oy =!)  
 
Well...I'm more one for 'visual' trolling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=H0BUysglCZA

Have a bonus picture.

creepy-clown.jpg
 
what shall we do with ..ey, whatsthatthen?? an acrobat reader in a lemon-orchard

someone got more power?-) ...my accu rats appear to be running on reserve parts, the blinking led indicates.
 
LOL, the both of you should troll forums on other sites together, lol
 
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