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Random Talk

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Salty, having realized that his creation turned on him, attempted to block the fart's lethal effects by ripping off a piece of his shirt and tearing it into little strips as the toxic green cloud <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> descended on him. He jammed two strips up his nose and buried his face in the dirt as his eyes began to tear up uncontrollably and he began gasping for air, his life flashing before his eyes.

Stallion watched the cloud assaulting Salty and realized his own time left on this Earth was brief. Salty was moving around a bit but soon his body grew still and the cloud moved off in triumph, on to its next victim, a trapped horse struggling to free itself. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Stallion, sensing imminent death, begins kicking the butt cakes out of the blimp wreakage. A burst of intelligence (or pointless drivel) causes him to snort his tail and cover his eyes and ears with his legs. The deadly cloud descends on its next victim.  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

Morgan, sensing victory, starts yelling curses at the lizard who, attracted by the noise, stomps the idiot in red.  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/urgh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":urgh" border="0" alt="urgh.gif" />
 
A crawling mess is moving slowly across the road. What was once left of Salty, now a subhuman creature with scarce intellect after his encounter with the 3 billion year old fart, it crawls without understanding why and knows not what it is crawling towards. It waits to serve its new master, the green clould now descending upon the trapped horse. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Stallion waits for the end as the cloud descends into every indent of his curled-up form. Eyes begin to sting, nose begins to pour, and brains begin to melt.  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

Morgan, or what remains of him, begins slithering through the undergrowth - evidently hoping to escape the thunder lizard.  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ninja" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" />
 
As the cloud attacks Stallion, Salty's world grows dark. Another form slowly begins to evolve out of Salty's ravaged body. But wait.... there is light at the end of the tunnel. Salty struggles back from certain extinction. Stallion meanwhile appears to be being ravaged but surviving, but will the cloud continue attacking.......
 
gentlemen, i wash my hands at this madness. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

my life's work is complete! i have managed to drive you two insane with my excessive nonsense! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
I think we all slipped into insanity long before this thread came about. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
The toxic cloud begins eating through the wreakage of the blimp, and slowly frees what remains of Stallion from his trap.  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

Salty, coming slowly back into the world of the living, makes a disturbing sound, then lets out another rectal kerplooey.  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

Morgan continues slithering through the undergrowth, and has an unfortunate run-in with a cactus. The lizard now knows his position, and starts making its way towards him.  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

The tourists, having slightly recovered from being Polaroidically violated, are now looking for some new cameras and extra-strength ex-lax.  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
i'm not doing this. it's too stupid. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> even for me. you can be proud of yourselves.
 
To stupid! <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
you try get a good lawyer to prove me wrong. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
@Salty: Would you like to off Morgan from our little story? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
i'd be supporting that option, actually. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />
 
I wasn't talking to you, hatter <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
and what are you then? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> farter?

i LIKE that title. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
I believe butt cake maker is more accurate <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
meh, too long. i prefer 'hatter, pegger and farter'. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> sounds better.
 
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i could be on to something here... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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