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*Shoots at Morgan with his tank's big powerful gauss cannons which results Morgan to fly at speed of 1000kph right into a falling huge turd*

<img src="http://philip9876.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/nuclear-explosion.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
Pretty cool. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> Morgan actually is now trapped in a huge turd. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thbarfing.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
You should run.. a dangerous sh*t bomb just exploded. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
Indeed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
*hides under someone's bed* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
(trying really hard to think of what actually happened <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />)
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
What was that explosion, the crap got soggy. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
soggy? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> wouldn't know how that happened. (ph34r the long-distance megaphone! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> )

you know, if cylon is shooting at me in this topic, and is allied with me in the other one, what happens if one of us is eliminated here?
 
One or all of us'll suffer a mental implosion? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
A big load of soft syrupy anal waste <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thbarfing.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> just landed where Stallion was hiding. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> Are you okay, Stallion? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> <!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->IT BURNS! IT BURNS! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
 
aha! i thought of something! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

*high-pitched whining noise can be heard in the distance*
 
*Stallion dives into someone's backyard pool, drowning three people by accident* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
The syrupy waste comes off somewhat, coating the dead bodies of the bloated dead and slowly burning them. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> Soft syrupy waste still coats Stallion and continues burning his body. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
<!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> <!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--> <!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
 
We have to find some way to get that crap off! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
*rediculously heavily armed jet plane flies over, painted black with shark's teeth on the nose and skull-and-crossbones on the tailfin* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
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