From the Chronicles of Horatio Nelson:
"En route to Cayman we encountered an American merchantman escorted by three frigates, one of them another of those mysterious types which belch smoke and sail without regard to the wind. The presence of that ship indicated that the contents of the merchantman could prove interesting, so we engaged, quickly capturing the first of the regular frigates. Unfortunately the prize captain was too enthusiastic and sank the merchant while I was engaging the second sail frigate. In the low wind, even with two masts down the abnormal frigate was outrunning even my
HMS Aggressor, and may very well have escaped had her course not taken her close to the first prize frigate with the excitable gunners. After taking more damage the strange frigate surrendered.
Among the flotsam of the merchant ship was a crate containing some strange items. One of my officers, though on the payroll as a carpenter, is a tinkerer of all sorts. Taking one look at the contents of this crate the officer uttered two words, the first of them of four letters beginning with "f" and the second a longer word beginning with "c". After reassuring me that this first word was not what I thought I heard and that no disrespect was intended, the officer was allowed to keep the crate and work with its contents. The officer was probably the only person on the ship to be happy when we ran into a thunderstorm on the return journey to Jamaica. And the blacksmith of Kingston was equally happy when we presented him with the oil he had requested."
Game note: the battle report, the thunderstorm and the successful completion of the fetch quest are true. The bits about the carpenter and the crate are interpolation on my part.