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Joke thread

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> "two sluts and a queer" <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
Little Johnny inherits his manners from his dad who, while in a bar, asked a woman "Will you sleep with me if I pay you $1million?" The woman replied "For $1million? Certainly!"

Then he asked her "Will you sleep with me if I pay you $1?" She replied "Certainly not - what do you think I am, some sort of cheap whore?"

And he replied "We've already determined that you're a whore, now we're just negotiating the price."
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Like they say, "Money talks."
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/OT106_500-4.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll302/wilkore/Support.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
Mejia was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow , Pink and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green ,
and I pink it up, and say,
' Yellow ' , this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=304755:date=Mar 5 2009, 01:45 PM:name=Death: Extra Crispy?)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Death: Extra Crispy? @ Mar 5 2009, 01:45 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=304755"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll302/wilkore/Support.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> So true.
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/901c.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=304879:date=Mar 6 2009, 04:24 AM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Mar 6 2009, 04:24 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=304879"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/901c.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> That's a spin-off from Finding Nemo shark scene. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Which itself is a spin-off from the "anonimous alcoholists" or something like that, I think.
 
That was just plain funny. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/car-Barbie_Ken.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/car-suckthumb.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=305085:date=Mar 7 2009, 10:12 PM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Mar 7 2009, 10:12 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=305085"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/car-Barbie_Ken.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=305480:date=Mar 9 2009, 12:24 PM:name=Skyliner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Skyliner @ Mar 9 2009, 12:24 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=305480"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv149/kels444-kaykay/funny-6.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
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