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I yam what I yam

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Why not seed the clouds and cause rain. This will drive the roach paste pollen into the ground and stop the mutating.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
We should hire the Chinese to do it - they seeded the clouds to prevent rain during the Olympics. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
It rained during the Olympics. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
fail <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
LLAMAS! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> THEIR EVERYWHERE! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> *stills shoots them* *Yells at Morgan with USO's loud speaker* GET YER ARSE HERE! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whippa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":whipa" border="0" alt="whippa.gif" /> *Sees llamas starting to fly and jump on Deep One's USO* Good thing this machine has shields. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> *Turns the spaceship upside down and llamas fall* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> So long bastards! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

*Uso's computer starts saying* <i>"Unknown threat detected!"</i> <i>"Unknown threat detected!"</i> <i>"Unknown threat detected!"</i> <i>Unknown breach detected in the hull!</i> <i>"Systems going critical!"</i> What the? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> Did roachpaste mutated on me ships electrical shields and got into me USO? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> <i>"Systems state very critical!"</i> <i>Ship is going to explode!</i> <i>Systems critical</i> <i>Systems critical</i> <i>Systems critical</i> <i>Reactor breached</i> <i>Reactor critical</i> *Looks at one of the USO's monitor which is blinking with big red "<!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->CRITICAL<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->"* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> *Tries to shut the USO's systems and engine off but buttons don't do anything* SHIT! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> *Tries to fly USO to space but the controls don't respond* Ok time to jettison <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> *presses the jettison switch in the chair but it doesn't respond and ship's computer starts telling* <i>Ship's status very critical!</i> <i>Ship is going to explode in 10, 9, 8..</i>

<!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->ARSE!<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

*runs like a haste to the emergency exit hatch of the ship and presses the "emergency exit" button and the hatch blasts off and Deep One flies out of the opened hole faster than bullet* (thinks that the ship could explode even worse than a A-bomb) Sonfabi... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />

<img src="http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc220/Cylon13/Explosion-on-Earth.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
so THAT's what that button was for. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />
 
No that button was for that hatch to open fast.. that button was NOT for the explosion, Morgan. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> Read the last part again. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> That explosion was caused by the USO which went critical by the roachpaste. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Whoever was on the ground at that spot got a nice tan. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
*Unconscious and flying in space* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ko" border="0" alt="ko.gif" />
 
*attempts to throw water on Deepy to wake him up* Shit! *water droplets float away* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Water doesn't help anyways.. I'm in the space-power suit. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
then pee in your pants. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Doesn't help either.. the pee would just go into the suit's little tank for waste. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
pity, would have bee.... wait... what was stallion doing out there? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Yeah, good point. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Wonder where he gets his air? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
more importantly, where am i? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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