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I yam what I yam

We can't hover forever, and all the sneezing will send the llama germs up here eventually. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
*While shooting sonic blasts from a gattling like gun mounted on USO* Yaaaaaarrrrgghhhhh.. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> I'm a Mad Dog! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Because I'm depriving population from Earth! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Mainly.. the humans turned
into Llamas. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
you go have fun. i'm staying up here, eating popcorn and enjoying the show. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Shit.. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> the mutation is spreading faster than I can shoot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

Naaaah.. time to do a 'splodey again and big one. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
*mouth full of popcorn*

yajfh! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
That's right, the mutation rate is increasing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />
 
Gentlemen. Llamas are just livestock. They can easily be rounded up and put into pens. Then we can figure out a solution to this problem. But first we must understand exactly what the problem is. That can be accomplished when we have the Ilamas under control and can study them more closely.
I suggest we build a very large pen and then drive the Llamas into it.
 
Only problem with that Meigger is that people are mutating into llamas at a fast clip and its now spread to cover 1/3 of the coutnry. The mutating virus seems to be spread about by sneezing as far as we can tell, maybe because pollen was kicked up in the nuclear blast set off by Deep which in turn blasted the very unstable beta form of roach paste into the air (you know how unstable this was having given up trying to perfect it) and having it fall as rain from the heat clouds.
We need to find a way to stop the mutating or there won't be a human being left on Earth. There will only be llamas.
 
You'd also be nuking the humans. We can't obliterate the llamas because there may be a way to turn them back into people again. Meiigger and I will have to work on a new formula, and we'll need Deep and Morgan to get us the ingredients. It will be a long drawn out process. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
Don't worry, it won't be to dangerous. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
We wouldn't hurt you, Morgan - we're your friends... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
nyah... get away from me! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
THAT'S IT! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> I'm gonna press the button on the end game machine. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Morgan, I'll be giving you a list of what we need. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
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