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I yam what I yam

<!--quoteo(post=298293:date=Jan 19 2009, 01:49 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Jan 19 2009, 01:49 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=298293"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->you do realise that we'd have a problem on our hands similar to a yuk, right?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's what I was remembering. It is well known that Yuks don't have anuses, but no one has ever gotten close enough to one to find out how it defecates. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
If we could only disguise it, peanut butter bombs would kill Yuks. Meigger is correct, peanut butter is deadly to them and scientists have worked long and hard in trying to deliver small balls of what they call "peanut butter bombs" to the Yuks in the hopes that they will eat them. But the Yuks have an inner alarm system that alerts them to peanut butter and they avoid it.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
So if your ever trapped somewhere by a Yuk make sure you have some peanut butter with you. But remember that Yuks are very fast and it will get to you and devour half of your body before you even unscrew the lid. Better off running for your life. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
But if you're trapped, how can you run away? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
I didn't say you could run away, just run for your life. At least you might enjoy a second or two more. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
That really makes the attempt worthwhile. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Some have been known to get an extra three seconds of life by running. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Indestructible, regenerative furballs of death. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
I am indestructible too now. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> I can kick yuks asses to space anytime. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> And I can put those peanut butter bombs into their mouths too if you want me to. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
they're annoying as hell. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> i can handle them most of the time, but they're tricky little buggers.
 
Morgan and I logged a lot of miles running from 'em. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
And me! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=298449:date=Jan 20 2009, 11:33 AM:name=Deep One)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Deep One @ Jan 20 2009, 11:33 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=298449"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I am indestructible too now. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> I can kick yuks asses to space anytime. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> And I can put those peanut butter bombs into their mouths too if you want me to. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Looks like we have a volunteer here.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />:
 
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