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I yam what I yam

*Opens the cardboard box* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
*lets out the world's smelliest fart* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=298122:date=Jan 18 2009, 04:20 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Jan 18 2009, 04:20 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=298122"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->well, since i've been zombified, cremated, vaporized, chocolatized, launched, attacked by llamas, yuks and whatnot several times, i'd say yes, it's a bad thing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I forgot about the chocolatizing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
You suffered the most by being a chocolate. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Pieces of Morgan kept breaking off. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
at least i didn't melt. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
*grabs a blowtorch* As can I. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
that's not melting. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> besides that, your ass shoots fireballs. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
It's easy.. It DOESN'T come out. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=298273:date=Jan 19 2009, 10:56 AM:name=Skyliner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Skyliner @ Jan 19 2009, 10:56 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=298273"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Where do you think the stuff I chew comes out of<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

So long as your arsehole doesn't make the same motions as your mouth, I'm happy. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> And no, I don't want an animation of it too. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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