Five Word Story

[Corrington]

pr[o]po[r]tions that normal man cant

{Edited by Fred Bob usin' a wild guess! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> }

 

[Fred Bob]

fathom, much less understand, without

 

[Meigger]

consulting a myriad of books

 

[Corrington]

which had been written by


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i have lowest grades at English in my class <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huhh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="k" border="0" alt="huhh.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/oops3.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="ops2" border="0" alt="oops3.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

the most sage of m[o]nks

{Hang in thar Corrington! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="onya.gif" /> }

{Edited by Fre Bob fer clarity! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />}

 

[Commodore John Paul Jones]

kicked in the nuts.

 

[Corrington]

by giant monkey which wasn't

{btw what munk means? thanx for compl.}

 

[Meigger]

happy with the lack of

 

[SwaggeringGit]

sensually stimulating imagery currently marketed

 

[Meigger]

by big conglomerates using tasteless

 

[Fred Bob]

<strike>by </strike> Lower Manhattan daredevils dressed

{Oops! Monk no munk! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />}

{Edited by Fred Bob fer... uh, clarity... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />}

 

[Meigger]

as clowns and furry animals <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />

 

[SwaggeringGit]

enacting hilarious but sodomistic acts

 

[Corrington]

in way of ancient ritual

 

[SwaggeringGit]

customs, practiced by promiscuous cro-magnons

 

[Jack Davidson]

. All this cavorting often leads

 

[Corrington]

to slaughter and a lot

 

[Fred Bob]

disease and wealthy medical practitioners

 

[Meigger]

becoming even wealthier by practicing

 

[Corrington]

usage of biochemical gases in